The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

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Release date 2004

Duration 119 min

Producer(s) Wes Anderson, Dan Beers, Barry Mendel...more

Director(s) Wes Anderson...more Wes Anderson...less

Writer(s) Wes Anderson, Noah Baumbach...more Wes Anderson, Noah Baumbach...less

Cast Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, Cate Blanchett...more

Genre Adventure, Comedy,

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Steve Zissou:
We'll split into two groups. I'll take Ned, Ogata, and Wolodarsky.
Klaus Daimler:
[pouting] Thanks. Thanks a lot for not picking me.

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[a woman asks a question about the shark Zissou is hunting]
Festival Director:
[translating] That's an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?
Steve Zissou:
Revenge.

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Steve Zissou:
I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. I don't know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.

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Steve Zissou:
Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.

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Klaus Daimler:
Are you two fighting?
Steve Zissou:
I'll deal with you later.

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[Steve bursts to the surface from an underwater dive, shouting hysterically]
Klaus Daimler:
Steve!
Steve Zissou:
Vikram, is that thing rolling?
Klaus Daimler:
Where's Esteban? [Written text of what Steve is shouting rolls onto the screen as he speaks]
Steve Zissou:
Encounter with highly abnormal shark-like fish! Ten meters in length! Irregular markings! I tagged it dorsally with a homing dart! [shouts]
Steve Zissou:
Esteban was eaten!
Klaus Daimler:
Is he dead?
Steve Zissou:
Esteban was eaten! Check the scanning monitor before it dives too deep!
Klaus Daimler:
He was bitten?
Steve Zissou:
Eaten!
Klaus Daimler:
[shocked] He was swallowed whole?
Steve Zissou:
No! *Chewed*!
Klaus Daimler:
[to the camera] He's got hydrogen psychosis, the crazy-eye! [camera zooms in on Steve's face - his eyes are dilated ridiculously large]
Klaus Daimler:
Steve! They say you've got crazy-eye! [to the camera]
Klaus Daimler:
Get him out of the fucking water!
Steve Zissou:
[shouting] Check the scanning monitor!
Klaus Daimler:
Steve! [Klaus jumps into the water to get Steve, still wearing all of his normal clothes and not bothering to take his shoes off]
Steve Zissou:
[shouting] Esteban! Esteban! Esteban!

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Steve Zissou:
You really think it's cool for you to hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?

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Steve Zissou:
Where'd you come from? You look pregnant.
Jane Winslett-Richardson:
I am pregnant. I'm not even going to ask what you men are doing out here in your matching pajamas, by the way.

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Steve Zissou:
Can you hear the Jack Whales singing?
Ned Plimpton:
[Tanker goes off] Beautiful. I wonder what they're saying.
Steve Zissou:
Well actually that's a Sludge Tanker over there... [Several whales sing]
Steve Zissou:
There you go!

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Ned Plimpton:
Stevesy, what's going on? Are those hijackers?
Steve Zissou:
Well, out here we call them "pirates," Ned.

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Ned Plimpton:
I've never seen so many electric jellyfish in all my life!

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[last lines]
Steve Zissou:
This is an adventure.

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