Views: 92
Date created: April 2010
Release date 1997
Duration 85 min
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Genre Comedy,
Jackie-O: I see Anthony wears a lot of layers around me, don't 'cha Anthony? He's got a tee shirt, a dress shirt, a vest, and a jacket. Anthony: I'm wearing a jacket because it's Thanksgiving Jackie-O: You weren't wearing it before. Anthony: I put it on after Marty got here. Marty: I appreciate it. It looks nice. Anthony: I think it belonged to a Kennedy. Marty: Why? Is there a bullet hole?
Jackie-O: I suppose you think I'm going insane just to be fashionable.
Lesly: Does this happen a lot? Jackie-O: Every goddamned hurricane!
Anthony: What did it look like? Jackie-O: It looked like a hairbrush, like a brush you brush your hair with. Mrs. Pascal: Was it pink? Jackie-O: Yes, it was pink, goddamn it! It was pink! It was pink and now is gone!
Jackie-O: Guess where I am? I'm in a box and I can't get out. Marty: No. I'm in a box and I can't get out. Jackie-O: Well, I'm sorry that wasn't a very good mime, Marty, I didn't see that at all.
Anthony: I always carry crazy glue.
Anthony: Nobody *buys* matches. People *find* matches.
Jackie-O: Sorry, no pancakes today, I'm afraid!
Jackie-O: Goo is what tape is all about. Goo is what makes it tape instead of *paper*.
Jackie-O: I went through all this trouble to get sane, so you can't just leave.
Jackie-O: Pennsylvania's just this state that's in your way when you're trying to get someplace else.
Jackie-O: What about what *we* have? Marty: *Had* Jackie-O: I don't recognize the past tense.
Mrs. Pascal: I really have no idea who my children belong to.
Anthony: [to Jackie] I hear you crying at night alone in your room. Anthony: [to Marty] I hear her crying at night alone in her room. Marty: [to Jackie] You cry at night alone in your room? Anthony: Hey, don't make fun of her! I won't let you make fun of her. Marty: I wasn't going to make fun of her. I was going to ask her what she cries about. Jackie-O: [turns away] What do you think? You want somebody for a very long time. And then you have them. And they love you. And they make love to you. But it's not enough. This is the truth about sex. Anthony: Is that why Peter was lousy in bed? Jackie-O: I'm not talking about Peter, Anthony. Jackie-O: [turns towards them, crying] Jesus, I'm talking about Marty.
Marty: Leslie, this is Jackie-O. Lesly: Hi! Marty: My Mother. Anthony. Meet Leslie. Leslie and I are engaged! Jackie-O: [screams hysterically, then laughs hysterically] Jackie-O: [still laughing] I have to find my hairbrush. Lesly: Oh, I have a comb. Jackie-O: [squints angrily, then runs away]
Jackie-O: We all have our secrets.
Lesly: So what if I slept with his brother? He slept with his sister!
Lesly: This is how you raised them? Mrs. Pascal: People raise cattle. Children just happen.
Jackie-O: You be him, and I'll be her.
Mrs. Pascal: Jackie and Marty belong to each other. Jackie's hand was holding Marty's penis when they came out the womb.
Jackie-O: I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins.
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