The House Bunny

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Release date 2008

Duration 97 min

Producer(s) Jason Burns, Allen Covert, Anna Faris...more

Director(s) Fred Wolf...more Fred Wolf...less

Writer(s) Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith...more

Cast Anna Faris, Colin Hanks, Emma Stone...more

Genre Comedy,

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The House Bunny Quotes

Ashley:
It's been so nice meeting you.
Shelley:
But...
Ashley:
[cuts her off] ... so nice

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Oliver:
No, it's for senior citizens, you know, an old folks... for old people.
Shelley:
I know lots of old men - hairy and not-hairy. But I don't mean to brag.

Shelley:
I don't think he likes me. He didn't fall for any of my tricks.
Natalie:
That's impossible. Your tricks always work.
Shelley:
I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared.
Natalie:
What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have, like, a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her.
Shelley:
He's gay?

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Shelley:
[Z from the sorority letters falls on her head] Ooh, what was that?
Natalie:
[coming outside] oh, yeah that happens like, ten times a day.
Shelley:
Oh, well... at least you've still got T and A!

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Natalie:
[taking pictures of Harmony for their calendar] Keep doing that. Keep doing that. Make love to the camera. [laughs]
Natalie:
I saw that in Austin Powers.
Shelley:
Yeah. Work it. Think, really sexy witch. Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Harmony:
A good witch.
Shelley:
I think you're a bad witch.
Harmony:
Oh!
Shelley:
Oh! I bet the house that falls on you is gonna be a sexy house.
Natalie:
Work it. Work it. You're like a supermodel, except more pregnant.

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Mrs. Hagstrom:
[about the college] This is not a brothel.
Shelley:
Oh, I'm not looking to make soup.

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Shelley:
[Talking to Oliver] Oh, wait here for a second, I think I dropped some money over here the other day. I just don't know wherever it could be. Maybe it's over here by this manhole... [stands seductively on a steaming manhole]
Shelley:
Haaaa-ARGH! That is fucking hot!

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Harmony:
[Lilly whispers to her something about Shelley] No, that doesn't make her a hooker, sorry.

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Shelley:
I'm an expert at parties and boys! I'm a bunny! Men write to me from prison, sometimes even in their own blood, which I think is theirs, but I don't know, I'm really nervous because I really want to help.
Natalie:
A-a bunny? You mean, like, centerfold?
Shelley:
Oh, bless your heart, no, just a few pictorials, like "Girls from the Midwest" and "Girls with GEDs."

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Shelley:
[while reading a letter] Dear Shelley. Oh my gosh, that's me! Wait there's more!

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Shelley:
Instead of the Mahi-Mahi, can I get just the one Mahi, because I'm not that hungry?

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Carrie Mae:
Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to drop some timber.

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