The Guru

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Release date 1969

Duration 112 min

Producer(s) Ismail Merchant, Muriel Neff, Peter Reilly...more

Director(s) James Ivory...more James Ivory...less

Writer(s) Ruth Prawer Jhabvala, James Ivory, James Ivory...more

Cast Rita Tushingham, Michael York, Utpal Dutt...more

Genre Movies,

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Ramu Gupta:
[walks into the apartment, and Sanjay and Vijay are watching a porno with Sharonna in it] What are you watching?
Vijay:
[makes a sex motion] M-M-M-M-My Sharonna. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.
Ramu Gupta:
YOU BASTARDS! TURN IT OFF! [jumps on Sanjay]
Sanjay:
You've never seen Good Will Hunting?
Vijay:
We also have Star Wars, Episode 69.

Chantal:
Lexi, can I see you in the kitchen?
Lexi:
Do you know where it is?

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Lexi:
You can't just go away. [shouting]
Lexi:
I have abandonment issues!

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Ramu Gupta:
Is the Mercedes in the shop or something?
Vijay:
Or something.

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Vijay:
You have a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food in your belly, what more do you want?
Ramu Gupta:
I want what you promised.

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Ramu Gupta:
The most powerful sexual organ is your brain. Think about it. [Faces woman]
Ramu Gupta:
Are you thinking?
Turned-on Woman:
My whole body is about to think!

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Chantal:
I give you Swami Bu.
Vijay:
Swami, you're on. [a drunk Swami collapses]
Vijay:
Swami Bu has gone to another dimension.

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Ramu Gupta:
Why are you afraid?
Kitty:
What makes you think that I'm afraid?
Ramu Gupta:
I feel it.

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Sharonna:
I'm engaged to a nice, normal guy. Do you know how hard it is to find a nice, normal guy in New York?

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Vijay:
Do you know why they call it the American Dream? Because it only happens when you are asleep.

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Vijay:
[shouting while knockin at the door of his roomates] IMIGRATION!

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Hank the Cameraman:
[wedding guests are unaware that Hank is a porno cameramen] Pretend that I'm not here.

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