The Grand

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Release date 2007

Duration 104 min

Producer(s) Matt Bierman, Jeff Bowler, Steven Bowler...more

Director(s) Zak Penn...more Zak Penn...less

Writer(s) Zak Penn, Matt Bierman...more Zak Penn, Matt Bierman...less

Cast Woody Harrelson, David Cross, Dennis Farina...more

Genre Movies,

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Harold Melvin:
It is apparent that you have no concept of pot odds. There are a number of books available in the gift shop that explain it quite thoroughly. Also, you have corn in your teeth.

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Billionaire Steve Lavisch:
[gesturing to an architectural model of a casino hotel] Guess how many rooms.
One Eyed Jack Faro:
How many . . .
Billionaire Steve Lavisch:
Wild guess. How many rooms?
One Eyed Jack Faro:
Three thousand?
Billionaire Steve Lavisch:
I knew you'd be wrong.

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Harold Melvin:
You should have gone all in three hours ago when your stack still meant something.

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Harold Melvin:
It's so stupid that you don't use more efficient cooking utensils.

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Harold Melvin:
Ruth, if I were a food critic, I would give your cooking five stars -- five stars that had each collapsed into a black hole and merged to form the largest black hole in the universe.

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Phil Gordon:
I'm Phil Gordon, and joining me in the booth is Mike Werbe.
Mike Werbe:
And I'm Mike Werbe.

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Harold Melvin:
It is apparent that you have no concept of pot odds. There are a number of books available in the gift shop that explain it quite thoroughly.

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Seth Schwartzman:
I think if you tell one kid that you don't love him as much, believe me, that kid is gonna try harder.

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Harold Melvin:
[quoting Dune] It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
Larry Schwartzman:
Is that Rush?

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One Eyed Jack Faro:
Building his stack . . . !
Lainie Schwartzman:
Yeah, guess I just put that little brainiac fucker back in the game.
Harold Melvin:
You have the vocabulary of a drunken spice miner and the hairstyle of an Arrakeen whore.

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[Jack's dead grandfather appears wearing a heavy fur coat]
One Eyed Jack Faro:
Grandpa! Are you . . . are you . . .
'Lucky' Faro:
Yeah, Jack.
One Eyed Jack Faro:
Are you . . . warm . . . in that coat?
'Lucky' Faro:
No! I'm a ghost!
One Eyed Jack Faro:
Oh. So . . . because, we didn't bury you in that, I just wonder, did you get to pick your own outfit --
'Lucky' Faro:
Jack, I'm not here to give you a fucking seminar on the hereafter.

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One Eyed Jack Faro:
Yes, I did get thrown out of my own casino, I'm not sure how exactly that happened, but they do say that I gave the order.

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