The Dark Knight

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Release date 2008

Duration 152 min

Producer(s) Kevin De La Noy, Jordan Goldberg, Philip Lee...more

Director(s) Christopher Nolan...more Christopher Nolan...less

Writer(s) Jonathan Nolan, Christopher Nolan, Christopher Nolan...more

Cast Christian Bale, Heath Ledger, Aaron Eckhart...more

Genre Action, Crime,

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The Dark Knight Quotes

Two-Face:
[holding a gun to Gordon's son's head]
Two-Face:
Tell your son it's going to be alright, Gordon. Lie, like I lied.
Lt. James Gordon:
It'll be okay, son.

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[while fighting with Batman, Joker knocks him down and raises a knife]
The Joker:
All the old familiar places...

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Batman:
Where are they?
The Joker:
You have absolutely nothing to threaten me with...

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Harvey Dent:
Very well. Take the Batman into custody. [everyone at the press conference looks confused]
Harvey Dent:
I am the Batman.

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The Joker:
[the Joker has Brain Douglas captured and is recording him] Tell them your name.
Brian:
Brian... Douglas.
The Joker:
Are you the real Batman?
Brian:
No.
The Joker:
No?
Brian:
No.
The Joker:
No? Then why do you dress up like him? [grabs Brian's mask and dangles it in front of the camera]
The Joker:
whooo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Brian:
Because he's a symbol that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you.
The Joker:
Oh you do, Brian. You really do. Yeah. Oh shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. So, you think Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hmm? Look at me. LOOK AT ME! [turns camera to himself]
The Joker:
You see? This is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word. [laughs]

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The Joker:
[the Joker interrupts a meeting between Lau and Gotham's criminals] Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh hee hee ha ah ooh hee ha ha. And I thought my jokes were bad.
Gambol:
Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
The Joker:
How about a magic trick? [pulls out a pencil]
The Joker:
I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. [slams Gambol's thug's head into pencil]
The Joker:
Ta-da! It's... it's gone. Oh and about the suit. It wasn't cheap. You oughta know: you bought it. [Gambol gets up in anger]
The Chechen:
Sit. I want to hear proposition.
The Joker:
Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean what happened? Did... did your balls drop off? Hmm? You see a guy like me...
Gambol:
[interrupts] A freak.
The Joker:
A guy... like me... Look, listen. I know why you choose to have your little group therapy sessions here in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night; the Batman. You see, Batman has shown Gotham your true colors unfortunately. Dent, he's just the beginning. And, and as for the television's so-called plan? Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him, and make him squeal. I know the squealers when I see them and... [points at Lau]
The Chechen:
What do you propose?
The Joker:
It's simple: We, uh, kill the Batman. [everyone laughs]
Salvatore Maroni:
If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
The Joker:
If you're good at something, never do it for free.
The Chechen:
How much you want?
The Joker:
Uh... half. [everyone laughs again]
Gambol:
You're crazy.
The Joker:
I'm not. No, I'm not. If we don't deal with this now, soon little uh, Gambol here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.
Gambol:
Enough from the clown!
The Joker:
[reveals the inside of his jacket, which has five hand grenades with the pins attached to a thread tied to the Joker's finger] Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta! Let's not "blow" this out of proportion.
Gambol:
You think you can steal from us and just walk away?
The Joker:
Yeah.
Gambol:
I'm puttin' the word out: 500 hundred grand for this clown dead. A million alive so I can teach him some manners first.
The Joker:
Alright, so listen. Why don't you give me a call when you want to start taking things a little more seriously? Here's my card. [leaves joker card on the table and walks away]

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Detective Wuertz:
Listen, Dent, I swear to God I didn't know what they were gonna do to you.
Two-Face:
That's funny... [pulls out coin]
Two-Face:
'Cause I don't know what's gonna happen to you either.

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[Rachel discovers Dent's coin is two-faced]
Rachel Dawes:
[smiling sardonically] You make your own luck...

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[Loeb causally has a sip while Gordon worries about him]
Commissioner Gillian B. Loeb:
Come on, Jim! Where would they get my DNA anyway?
Lt. James Gordon:
Well, they can get it from any surface: a paper, a door, or your glasses... Don't drink that! [Too late: Loeb starts choking... ]

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[the Batpod emerges from an alleyway]
The Joker:
Now there's a Batman!

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[Gordon meets his wife after he faked his death]
Lt. James Gordon:
I'm, sorry, dear, but i couldn't risk anybody finding out for the sake of your life and... [Gordon's wife slaps him and embraces him]

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Natascha:
But this is a democracy Harvey...
Harvey Dent:
When their enemies were at the gates, the Romans would suspend democracy and appoint one man to protect the city. It wasn't considered an honor, it was considered a public service.
Rachel Dawes:
Harvey, the last man who they appointed the Republic was named Caesar and he never gave up his power.
Harvey Dent:
Okay, fine. you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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