The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys

The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys

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Release date 2002

Duration 104 min

Producer(s) Lisa Buono, Pen Densham, Terry Fitzgerald...more

Director(s) Peter Care...more Peter Care...less

Writer(s) Chris Fuhrman, Jeff Stockwell, Michael Petroni...more

Cast Emile Hirsch, Kieran Culkin, Vincent D'Onofrio...more

Genre Comedy,

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The Dangerous Lives Of Altar Boys Quotes

Tim:
Are you with me here, altar boy?

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Tim:
Serious trouble beats serious boredom.

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Tim:
Risk leads to greatness.

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Francis Doyle:
Hey Joey, didn't you say something about a wet washcloth?
Joey Anderson:
...Yeah.
Francis Doyle:
I think I found your girlfriend!

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Francis Doyle:
When you look at me, I can hardly breathe.

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Tim Sullivan:
You've got to aim lower. [Donny tosses the ball hard into Tim's groin]
Donny Flynn:
That low enough?
Tim Sullivan:
Not as low as fucking your own sister.

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Tim:
Alright, seems like the perfect spot for deciding what you really want in life.
Francis Doyle:
My own comic book bigger than anything that Marvel or DC has.
Tim:
No, I'm talking about what you really want right now, like revenge on the one legged bitch in black and white!
Francis Doyle:
[yells] Margie Flynn!
Tim:
Shit. I knew it, Margie Flynn.

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Joey Anderson:
It's Major Screw going at it with an evil warrior babe.
Tim:
Going at what?
Joey Anderson:
69.
Wade Scalisi:
That looks more like 47.

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Newsie:
Hey it's the altar boys. Here to get altered?

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Francis Doyle:
That's all?
Newsie:
Man, that's enough to melt an elephant.
Tim:
Excuse my friend. He thinks he wants to melt two elephants.

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Tim:
I burned all the skin off my hands. I can barely curl my fingers now.
Francis Doyle:
There goes your sex life.

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