The Blair Witch Project

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Release date 1999

Duration 86 min

Producer(s) Robin Cowie, Bob Eick, Kevin J. Foxe...more

Director(s) Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sánchez...more Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sánchez...less

Writer(s) Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sánchez...more Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sánchez...less

Cast Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, Michael C. Williams...more

Genre Horror, Mystery,

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Heather Donahue:
[after seeing something in the trees] Oh my God! What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that?

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Michael Williams:
Who wants a cheeseburger?
Heather Donahue:
I do. I do.
Michael Williams:
I have a cheeseburger in my back pocket.

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Joshua Leonard:
What's that? Is that the Blair Witch? No, it's Heather, taking a piss.

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Interviewee:
There was this old Mary Brown...
Heather Donahue:
Mary Brown? Hmm.
Interviewee:
Yeah, and she was kind of a crazy - - crazy lady.
Heather Donahue:
How was she seen by the community?
Interviewee:
Crazy.

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Michael Williams:
You know what? I kicked the fu... I'm sorry it's fucked up. It's fucked up but I kicked that fucking map into the creek yesterday! It was useless! I kicked that fucker into the creek! [laughs hysterically]
Heather Donahue:
I fucking hope he's kidding.
Michael Williams:
WAHOO! WOW!
Joshua Leonard:
Mike...
Michael Williams:
[laughing] Holy shit.
Heather Donahue:
I really fucking hope he's kidding.
Joshua Leonard:
Mike are you kidding?
Heather Donahue:
I really fucking hope he's kidding.
Joshua Leonard:
Mike, are you fucking kidding?
Michael Williams:
[laughing] I'm sorry, man.
Heather Donahue:
You have gotta be kidding me. You have gotta fucking be kidding me!
Joshua Leonard:
Is this some fucking game? [shoves Mike]
Michael Williams:
Get the fuck off me man! [the two scuffle]
Heather Donahue:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR FUCKING MIND?
Michael Williams:
No I'm not outta my mind! The map wasn't doing shit all day!
Heather Donahue:
DO YOU REALIZE - NOT TO YOU - BUT I KNEW WHAT THE FUCK THAT MAP SAID!
Michael Williams:
I'm sorry!
Heather Donahue:
YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Michael Williams:
I'm sorry!
Heather Donahue:
You are a fucking asshole! And if we...
Michael Williams:
The map wasn't doing shit all day!
Heather Donahue:
If we get hurt or if we die up here it is your fucking fault! It is YOUR... FUCKING... FAULT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I can't believe you could be such an ASSHOLE! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?

Heather Donahue:
Mike, go outside and check it out. Why won't you?
Michael Williams:
I don't hear anything
Heather Donahue:
Because you're fucking scared! Because you're fucking scared!
Michael Williams:
There's nothing out there!

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Heather Donahue:
[Heather finds a dead mouse on the forest floor, slowly zooming in on it as she speaks] What could of killed this mouse? Could it be the Blair Witch?
Michael Williams:
[off screen] How about God?

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Josh Leonard:
What the hell is this blue jelly shit all over my shit?

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Michael Williams:
[screaming sadly to himself] ... but I'm not gonna see it 'cause I'm in the woods!

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Heather Donahue:
[walking up to Josh's car to greet him] Hey there! It's Mr. Punctuality! How the *hell* are ya this morning?
Josh Leonard:
[getting out of car] Tired.

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Heather Donahue:
[Pointing the video camera at Mike's chest] It's warm out today so this is the first time that we're seeing Mike's chest. It's really hard to pick up on video actually. Mike has really sporadic hair patterns on his chest. It's like: blank... hairy... blank... hairy.
Michael Williams:
You should see my ass.

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[Josh and Heather are talking about "Gilligan's Island."]
Michael Williams:
Let's not call him "the Captain," you illiterate TV people. It's "the Skipper."

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