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Release date 1997

Duration 105 min

Producer(s) Roger Birnbaum, Fran Drescher, Todd Graff...more

Director(s) Ken Kwapis...more Ken Kwapis...less

Writer(s) Todd Graff...more Todd Graff...less

Cast Fran Drescher, Timothy Dalton, Ian McNeice...more

Genre Comedy,

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The Beautician And The Beast Quotes

Boris Pochenko:
[talking to Svetlana] Hello how are you? [silence]
Boris Pochenko:
I killed a cow right over there. [more silence]
Boris Pochenko:
It was very nice meeting you!

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Boris Pochenko:
Now, about this business at the factory...
Joy Miller:
Oh you know what there's no need to apologize, I know that you were cranky 'cause you didn't have your lunch. You could be hyperglycemic, you should carry a piece of cheese with you.

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Boris Pochenko:
Oh my, call an ambulance! She doesn't know what to say!

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Joy Miller:
It's like Paris 50 years ago.
Judy Miller:
There were Nazis in Paris 50 years ago.

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Joy Miller:
Could I possibly get a blanket without a head?

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Boris Pochenko:
I don't know where anything is in this kitchen
Joy Miller:
Oh come on, I can find food in Ghandi's house, are you kidding me?

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Joy Miller:
It's control-top pantyhose. Holds you in like a stuffed sausage.

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[Motto for her cosmetology class]
Joy Miller:
Flashy, not trashy.

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Joy Miller:
Put on your sunblock because it's rays today, raisins tomorrow.

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Grushinsky:
Oh, you Americans and your positive thinking. There are some situations that a big toothed person cannot get you out of.

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I never ever thought that I was a giggler. I was the one who could hold it together but I didn't on this... - Ashley Jensen

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