The Banger Sisters

The Banger Sisters

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Release date 2002

Duration 98 min

Producer(s) David L. Bushell, Elizabeth Cantillon, Mark Johnson...more

Director(s) Bob Dolman...more Bob Dolman...less

Writer(s) Bob Dolman...more Bob Dolman...less

Cast Goldie Hawn, Susan Sarandon, Geoffrey Rush...more

Genre Comedy,

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The Banger Sisters Quotes

Lavinia:
Suzette, is that you?
Suzette:
Yep! Well, the nose, the lips and the tits aren't but I'm in here somewhere!

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[Harry is describing his negative childhood/father]
Harry:
When I was four...
Suzette:
Fuck four!

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Suzette:
Yup there's hope for Harry... hope for Harry.

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Lavinia:
I said we went to college together.
Suzette:
I went to college? I'm a really bad liar Vinny!

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Suzette:
I saw this guy, he was on a stretcher. His face was all purple and I thought he was dead. Even he looked at my tits.
Lavinia:
Maybe you revived him.

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Harry:
[turns off Suzettes loud stereo] I'm 50.
Suzette:
This had better be good cause you just fucked with my music.
Harry:
I'm 50, and I'm going to give myself a birthday present. I'll tell you what it is but you have to promise not to judge.
Suzette:
You gotta tell somebody, Harry.
Harry:
I made myself a deadline. If I wasn't successful by the time I turned 50 then I'm coming back to Phoenix. [takes a rifle out of his case]
Harry:
I've never fired a gun in my life. It's got only one bullet. One bullet intended for one specific person.
Suzette:
And who would that one person be, Harry?
Harry:
My father. I'm going to Phoenix to kill my father.

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Hannah:
Mom caught me and Jules in the pool together.
Ginger:
So?
Hannah:
We weren't swimming.

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Suzette:
You're spoiled brats. Okay, what's this?
Ginger:
A banana hammock.
Suzette:
A banana hammock. Not everybody has one of those.

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Lavinia:
I am the same color as the Department of Motor Vehicles and you look like A FLOWER.

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Lavinia:
I want to go out but everything that I own is beige.

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Suzette:
[on seeing Hannah at prom looking sick] Oh god, whats she on?
Jules:
Nothing, we just had champange.
Suzette:
Don't bullshit me.
Prom Girl:
Shes on acid.
Suzette:
How long ago did she drop it?
Prom Girl:
Two hours maybe?
Suzette:
Two hours she's gonna be really messed up, you guys should go.
Jules:
Leave her here with you? We don't even know you.
Suzette:
I'm a friend of her mother's.
Jules:
Yeah, right Hannah's mother.
Suzette:
Lavinia Kingsley, Handsome. Now go. Go on, get out here!
Harry:
Her mother is Vinny?
Suzette:
Yeah. Just breathe honey [Hannah starts throwing up]
Suzette:
Ooo wow... Just let it go. Let it go. Ooo there's another one, Harry you may never shit again!

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