Swingers

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Release date 1996

Duration 96 min

Producer(s) Jon Favreau, Nicole LaLoggia, Avram Ludwig...more

Director(s) Doug Liman...more

Writer(s) Jon Favreau...more

Cast Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn, Ron Livingston...more

Genre Comedy,

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Swingers Quotes

 Trent:
I'm the asshole is this place, right? I'm the asshole? I'm outta here! I'm not eating here... I wouldn't eat here... I'd never eat here anyway!
 

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 Mike:
Okay, so what if I don't want to give up on her?
Rob:
You don't call.
Mike:
But you said I don't call if I wanted to give up on her.
Rob:
Right.
Mike:
So I don't call either way?
Rob:
Right.
Mike:
So what's the difference?
Rob:
There is no difference right now. See, Mike, the only difference between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when she wants to come back. But you can't do anything to make her want to come back. In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back.
Mike:
So the only difference is if I forget about her or just pretend to forget about her?
Rob:
Right.
Mike:
Well that sucks.
Rob:
Yeah, it sucks.
Mike:
So it's just like a retroactive decision, then? I mean I could, like, forget about her and then when she comes back make like I just pretended to forget about her?
Rob:
Right. Although probably more likely the opposite.
Mike:
What do you mean?
Rob:
I mean at first you're going to pretend to forget about her, you'll not call her, I don't know, whatever... but then eventually, you really will forget about her.
Mike:
Well what if she comes back first?
Rob:
Mmmm... see, that's the thing, is somehow they know not to come back until you really forget.
Mike:
There's the rub.
Rob:
There's the rub.
 

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 Mike:
Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something T. Are you listening?
Trent:
Yeah, I'm listening.
Mike:
I'm not gonna be one of those assholes. Alright? It just makes me sick. It's like, some nasty skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is, is gonna front me? It makes me want to fuckin' puke!
 

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