Surf Ninjas

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Release date 1993

Duration 87 min

Producer(s) Matthew Gayne, Dan Gordon, Evzen Kolar...more

Director(s) Neal Israel...more Neal Israel...less

Writer(s) Dan Gordon...more Dan Gordon...less

Cast Ernie Reyes Sr., Ernie Reyes Jr., Nicolas Cowan...more

Genre Adventure, Comedy,

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Surf Ninjas Quotes

Adam:
Say, Johnny, what if what that Zatch guy said was true? I mean, about Your Destiny to become a Warrior, and Mine to be a Seeker... [Iggy interupts from behind the couch holding a Playboy Magazine]
Iggy:
...and don't forget, I'm the King, seriously, you guys couldn't of missed these Magazines, there is a whole stack of em underneath Your Bed...
Johnny:
Iggy, you can't be the King of Patusan. [Iggy looks at Him Discouragingly]
Johnny:
You're not Asian.
Iggy:
Hey, two words for you; David Carradine, and Kung Fu.

Zatch:
They have taken him.
Adam:
Woah! How'd he do that?
Iggy:
Like this: They have taken him.

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Iggy:
All right, Kids, come in here and Clean up Yer Bloody Room! I know well, cuz I'm 37, and don't make Me beat You with Leg of Mine that no longer Works cuz I'll do it!

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Johnny:
Ro-May, you know what would be really great is if you'd run like a mother and get Winky the One-Eyed black belt!

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Iggy:
[after Zatch helped Johnny, Adam, and Iggy escape from the raid at the food hut] I just want you to know, that I felt completely safe in your arms, and I never said that to a man before.

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Adam:
[Adam and Johnny both stand in slight shock for a moment as Zatch aproaches] Ummm Dad, remember the guy you said that would come if we didn't eat our vegetables, he's here!
Johnny:
No, that's not the Boogieman, it's a homicidal killer.
Mac:
[whispers] Zatch!

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Adam:
You know what they say - Chick's got a veil, dude better bail.
Johnny:
If she covers her face, pick up the pace.
Iggy:
She's afraid to show it. She's... probably not very attractive.

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Johnny:
[Johnny and Adam are about to surf the waves] Wooo, the waves our pumpin...
Iggy:
Go.
Johnny:
What, you're not coming with us?
Iggy:
I'll be there in a minute, I just gotta wax the old "Man to wave friction reducing vehicle". [Johnny and Adam stare at him with pause]
Iggy:
... Surfboard!
Johnny:
Oh, so we'll see you after, Right?
Iggy:
Sure, gotta put some wax on so I dont slip off, need a lotta wax.
Johnny:
[Afterwards] Whoa, I think I fully dinged my board on a rock or somethin... [Iggy starts walking towards the water]
Johnny:
... Bro we're leaving!
Iggy:
What, now? Awww c'mon, I had some moves in me too!
Johnny:
[Under his Breath] Yeah right, you never surfed a day in your Life.
Iggy:
Look, tommorow we start off early, o.k.?

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Iggy:
What if I lose this power? [realization hits]
Iggy:
Oh my gosh... I just said "What if I lose this power?"

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Lt. Spence:
Brothers don't surf.

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Johnny:
Adam, you're driving!
Adam:
Ain't it bitchin'?

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Iggy:
[Walking across a hill] Woah, this trail is massively narrow. What if somebody fell? [Lt. Spence and Adam suddenly fall down the hill]
Iggy:
What if I said "I'm sorry"!

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