Super Troopers

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Release date 2001

Duration 100 min

Producer(s) Robert Barocci, Amy Minda Cohen, Annie Flocco...more

Director(s) Jay Chandrasekhar...more Jay Chandrasekhar...less

Writer(s) Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme...more

Cast André Vippolis, Joey Kern, Geoffrey Arend...more

Genre Comedy, Crime,

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Thorny:
Where you boys headed?
College Boy 1:
Canada.. we were goin' to Canada for some French fries and gravy, sir.
Thorny:
Canada, huh? Almost made it.

Officer Smy:
Ursula, what the fuck? There's no TP in the bathroom!
Ursula:
What about the piece stuck to your shoe?
Officer Smy:
What ABOUT the piece stuck to my shoe? [Looks down]
Officer Smy:
SHIT!
Ursula:
[Stifles a laugh]
Officer Smy:
You know, you might get ahead around here if you made the extra effort.
Ursula:
Oh why... did you want me to wipe your ass?
Officer Smy:
[Flustered] That's not what I meant! [With a pompous gesture]
Officer Smy:
Well around MY house, my wife knows to refill the TP.
Ursula:
I'm not your wife, Smy.
Officer Smy:
No, and if you were, I'd take you down a peg or two.
Ursula:
Oooooooh.

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Thorny:
[upon seeing Farva in a local cop uniform] What the fuck, Farva!
Captain O'Hagan:
What are you doing wearing that uniform in my station?
Farva:
Looks who's talking 'Denim Dan'! You look like the President and CEO of Levi-Strauss!

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Captain O'Hagan:
We should have taken him out the back and shot him a long time ago.

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[first lines]
College Boy 2:
No, man, I'm just saying... I'm sayin', if-if you own beachfront property, right, do you own, like, the sand and the water?
College Boy 3:
Nobody owns the water. God owns - it's God's water.

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Thorny:
I'll give you the fat guy for Foster. And uh, how about that stupid guy for Rabbit.
Ursula:
Well, you're going to have to be more specific, they're both kind of fat and stupid.

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[repeated line]
Thorny:
Enhance.
Captain O'Hagan:
Just print the damn thing!

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College Boy 3:
[stoned] I'm freakin' out, man!
Rabbit:
Yes, you are freaking out... man.

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Thorny:
All right Arlo, why don't you hop up on Uncle Rabbit's lap?
Rabbit:
[indicating that he still has an erection] I don't think that's such a good idea, Thorny!

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Captain O'Hagan:
There was a time when we'd take a guy like you in the back and beat you with a hose. Now you've got your God-damned unions.
Farva:
Cap'n... you know I'm not a pro-union guy.

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Thorny:
Say Farva, you wanna take this dispatch?
Farva:
Hell, yeah!
Thorny:
Yeah, I bet you would.

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Thorny:
I'm OK... but I can't say the same for these white devils.

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