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Release date 1995

Duration 96 min

Producer(s) Trevor Albert, C.O. Erickson, Lorne Michaels...more

Director(s) Harold Ramis...more Harold Ramis...less

Writer(s) Al Franken, Al Franken...more Al Franken, Al Franken...less

Cast Al Franken, Laura San Giacomo, Vincent D'Onofrio...more

Genre Comedy,

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Stuart Saves His Family Quotes

Dad Smalley:
God, you'd drink too, if you had Liberace for a son.

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Stuart Smalley:
As they say in Al-Anon: Trace it. Face it. And Erase it.

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Stuart Smalley:
As we say in program: progress, not perfection.

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Stuart Smalley:
[despairing] Listen to me. I'm should-ing all over myself.

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Stuart Smalley:
Because what they say is true - it's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

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Stuart Smalley:
I want you to look in that mirror, and I want you to repeat after me: "I am a worthy human being."
Mea C.:
[barely audible] I am a worthy human being.
Stuart Smalley:
Okay, I really couldn't hear you. Try again.
Mea C.:
I am a worthy human being?
Stuart Smalley:
No, Mia, it's not a question. Try it again.
Mea C.:
I am... I'm sorry, what is the second part?
Stuart Smalley:
Worthy human being. I am a worth human being. Just say it.
Mea C.:
I'm sorry, am I saying it to you, or to myself?
Stuart Smalley:
Just say it. I am a worthy human being.
Mea C.:
I am a worthy human being.
Stuart Smalley:
Okay, louder.
Mea C.:
I am a worthy human being.
Stuart Smalley:
Mean it.
Mea C.:
I am a worthy human being.
Stuart Smalley:
Believe it.
Mea C.:
[screams] I HATE YOU, MOM. [low]
Mea C.:
Sorry.

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Stuart Smalley:
Oh, Julia, you don't know Roz. She's like a cootie, or something.

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Stuart Smalley:
[narrating] When the big night finally arrived, Dad had a new nickname for me.
Dad Smalley:
Here we go. Is Sir Eat-A-Lot getting a little nervous?
Young Donnie:
Ha, ha, ha. "Sir Eat-A-Lot."
Stuart Smalley:
[narrating] I was already nostalgic for "Waste of Space."

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Stuart Smalley:
I'm going to die homeless and penniless. I'm still twenty-five pounds overweight. No one will ever love me. I could just kill myself.
Julia:
Stuart, that is just "stinkin' thinkin'."

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[Opening of Stuart's show "Daily Affirmations"]
Stuart Smalley:
I deserve good things, I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with.

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