Straight-Jacket

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Release date 2004

Duration 96 min

Producer(s) Andrew Trosmans, Michael Warwick...more Andrew Trosmans, Michael Warwick...less

Director(s) Richard Day...more Richard Day...less

Writer(s) Richard Day, Richard Day...more Richard Day, Richard Day...less

Cast Matt Letscher, Carrie Preston, Adam Greer...more

Genre Movies,

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Guy Stone:
You're like a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body.

Freddie Stevens:
Beat it, you whore!

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Sally:
Victor, why did you hire so many homosexual waiters?
Victor:
Because that's the only kind!

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Guy Stone:
[at breakfast, looking at his toast:] There isn't any butter on this, is there?
Victor:
There hasn't been a stick of butter in this house since you dragged that trainee milkman upstairs.

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Viola:
[a prostitute, seeing Guy drive up, before she recognizes him:] Hey, baby, you wanna - [recognizes him, smirks]
Viola:
oh, never mind.
Guy Stone:
Evening, Viola. How's business?
Viola:
Three so far today.
Guy Stone:
Amateur.

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Guy Stone:
Um, what do you do for fun?
Sally:
Watch Guy Stone movies.
Guy Stone:
Really? Me too.
Sally:
Oh, and I'm taking an acting class from the prestigious Tom Hertz.
Guy Stone:
Ah, Tom, sure.
Sally:
You take from him?
Guy Stone:
Sometimes I'm the student, sometimes I'm the teacher. So, you wanna be an actress?
Sally:
Oh, gosh, no. Actresses are whores.

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Guy Stone:
[trying to hurry Sally out the door:] Now you mustn't be late for Bernice.
Sally:
I hate her stupid women's group. Barbara Stanwyck is such a bully. And that Edith Head... [shudders a bit]
Sally:
just stares at me.

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Saul Ornstein:
[seeing an electric organ in the middle of his office:] What the hell?
Sally:
It's Guy's birthday present. They're oodles of fun at parties. I needed someplace to hide it.
Saul Ornstein:
A lot full of empty stages, and you pick here?
Sally:
Well, this is just were they delivered it. I was gonna move it myself, but it was too heavy on account of I had it done in walnut because that's more masculine. Do you suppose Guy will like it?
Saul Ornstein:
Will Guy like a masculine organ? I think that's a safe bet.

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Victor:
Every life builds toward, and then radiates from, a single moment.

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Moron #2:
Hey, look, it's Guy "fag"!
Guy Stone:
"Gay" Stone, how hard is that?

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Guy Stone:
We're both gay.
Rick Foster:
Custom dictates we have sex now.

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Guy Stone:
You know why they call it 'freedom'? Because nobody's free. And that's dumb.

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