Stark Raving Mad

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Release date 2002

Duration 102 min

Producer(s) John Baldecchi, Christopher Ball, Lawrence Bender...more

Director(s) Drew Daywalt, David Schneider...more Drew Daywalt, David Schneider...less

Writer(s) Drew Daywalt, Patrick Kiely, David Schneider...more

Cast Seann William Scott, Timm Sharp, Patrick Breen...more

Genre Action, Comedy,

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Stark Raving Mad Quotes

Margaret 'Maddie' Keller:
There's people downstairs waiting for me to open the bar. I can't believe how early those losers start drinking. Oh, champagne!

Ian Stark:
Hey, you're back! How was your sister's?
Margaret 'Maddie' Keller:
Oh, it was great! Her kids are so adorable! I learned everything there is to know about Pokémon, and then on the bus ride home, I locked myself in the bathroom and tied my own tubes.

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Henry:
It doesn't have to be a pick-up thing. You just go up to her and say, "Hi, my name is Ian. I'm a best-selling author...”
Ian Stark:
"I'm so lonely and desperate that I talk to strangers in restaurants. Hopefully your life is bad enough to welcome this kind of weirdness, so how 'bout we get together and disappoint each other?"

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Margaret 'Maddie' Keller:
Of all the times I've slinked out of a man's apartment in my underwear, this is the one I'm most ashamed of.

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Ian Stark:
I'm sorry, Rod, but the position's filled as long as Henry's around.
Henry:
Oh, great! Why don't you just tell him I bleed liquid gold?

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Margaret 'Maddie' Keller:
Hey, if we don't get this fish back to the tank in another couple of minutes, we might as well just get it to a cracker.

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Cesar:
I hope everybody likes hot cheese!
Henry:
Wow, it's flaming.
Ian Stark:
Yeah, and the cheese is on fire.

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Tess Farraday:
Jennifer's boyfriend used to say "Robert" in his sleep... and now he sleeps with Robert!

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Audrey:
I'm never gonna get that advance check back!
Henry:
Audrey, this really isn't the day to be thinking about money.
Audrey:
Tell that to the widow Huggles - she cashed the damn thing this morning.
Henry:
The day of her husband's funeral?
Audrey:
You should have seen that line of cars with their lights on outside the bank!

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Henry:
Audrey, could I come along to lunch? I would love to meet the man who wrote "Ants in France Wear Pants When They Dance."
Audrey:
Good, because I'd love to drink and drink 'til I can't think.

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Henry:
I'm going to go and read these pages in a more hygienic setting... like the bathroom of a Greyhound Bus.

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Ian Stark:
I thought we ordered chicken wings.
Margaret 'Maddie' Keller:
Wings are for when you're drunk. Soup is for when you're sick.
Jake Donovan:
That's what my mom used to say. Boy, she loved her wings!

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