Date created: April 2010
Release date 1996
Duration 88 min
Producer(s) Allison Abbate, Dennis Edwards, Dennis Edwards...more
Director(s) Joe Pytka...more
Writer(s) Leo Benvenuti, Steve Rudnick, Timothy Harris...more
Cast Michael Jordan, Wayne Knight, Billy West...more
You wanna play a little one on one, doll?
On the court, *Bugs*.
Ooo, she's hot.
[starts dribbling] Ready?
Yes. [she gets past him]
I got it, I got it! [she spins around him, he winds up into a knot and she makes a basket]
The girl's got skills.
[Lola comes over to him seductivly] Yes?
Don't ever call me "doll".
[as she is leaving] Nice playin' with ya.
Ahh, she's obviously nuts about me.
What's the matter, Bill?
[after seeing Michael's fancy return to the NBA] Larry, that could have been me.
Would you get over it? It's over. It's done with. You can't play.
Okay. [voice breaking with emotion]
Let's go, Bulls!
Let me help! Let me help! I can help! I can help!
What can you do?
Well, I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow.
And a dork.