Sliding Doors

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Release date 1998

Duration 99 min

Producer(s) Helen Booth, Philippa Braithwaite, Guy East...more

Director(s) Peter Howitt...more Peter Howitt...less

Writer(s) Peter Howitt...more Peter Howitt...less

Cast Gwyneth Paltrow, John Hannah, John Lynch...more

Genre Drama,

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Sliding Doors Quotes

Lydia:
I just thought of a great ending for your book... THE END.

Russell:
You've been talking to yourself in the mirror again, haven't you?

Tags: Self Quotes Talking Quotes

Patron in Restaurant where Helen is a waitress:
Hey, gorgeous. What do you do when you're not serving up mad cow burgers in here, eh?
Helen:
Well, now, then, let me see. I get up at about 7:30AM making and delivering sandwiches in the West End during the day before I come here about 6 o'clock and finish at midnight. After that, if I've got any energy left, I give my boyfriend a blow job. [pause]
Helen:
Would you like some mayonnaise with that?

Tags: Day Quotes Energy Quotes Boyfriend Quotes

[to Helen who is drinking a milk shake]
James:
Come on! If you don't drink your fatty drinks, you'll never really achieve quality cellulite.

Tags: Quality Quotes Drinking Quotes

[to her boss just after he has sacked her]
Helen:
OK, I'll go. I was getting a bit choked up with all the testosterone flying about the place. Best I get out before I start growing a penis.

Tags: Art Quotes Boss Quotes Flying Quotes

Gerry:
There's loads of them... having some sort of sponsored epileptic fit!

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Helen:
Look, James. Maybe I shouldn't be here. I'm sorry, I'm not being fair. You know, under normal circumstances, etcetera... You're really nice - and funny. My friend Anna thinks you're cute...
James:
Wait. Wait! Your friend Anna thinks I'm cute? Your friend ANNA thinks I'm cute? Shit, I just blew - wait [looks at menu]
James:
- two eighty-five on the wrong girl!

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James:
Cheer up. Remember what the Monty Python boys say.
Helen:
"Always look on the bright side of life"?
James:
No, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."

Tags: Body Quotes Boys Quotes Right Quotes

Helen:
I didn't know you liked Elton John.
Gerry:
I-I-I do sometimes.

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James:
What are you doing two weeks on Saturday?
Helen:
Probably killing myself.
James:
Excellent. What time does that finish? Do you like boats?

Tags: Killing Quotes Time Quotes

Lydia:
I'm trying to be your girlfriend Gerry! I'm trying to win you back! I'm standing on the platform at Limbo Central with my heart and soul packed in my suitcase waiting for the Gerry Fucking Express to roll in and tell me that my ticket is still valid and that I may reboard the train. Only the station announcer keeps coming on and telling me that my train has been delayed as the driver has suffered a major panic attack in Indecision City, "We suggest you take the bus"! That's what I have been trying to do, you cripple!

Tags: Decision Quotes Heart Quotes Indecision Quotes Art Quotes Press Quotes

Russell:
You want my opinion?
Gerry:
Will I like it?
Russell:
Well, of course not! It'll be based in reality.

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