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Release date 2002

Duration 86 min

Producer(s) Carrie Cook, Dawn Ebert-Byrnes, Erik Feig...more

Director(s) Dewey Nicks...more Dewey Nicks...less

Writer(s) David H. Steinberg...more David H. Steinberg...less

Cast Devon Sawa, Jason Segel, Michael C. Maronna...more

Genre Comedy,

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Ethan:
Dave! Fudge!

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Reanna:
Remember what I always say, show the boobs and work the ass.
Angela:
I have no boobs.
Reanna:
You're right, well just work the ass.

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Mrs. Van Graaf:
[after exposing her large breasts to get a sponge bath] Kiss my nipple, honey.

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Dave:
[talking to himself] A whore? How am I a whore?

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Ethan:
He's in my seat.
Head T.A. Philip:
Yeah... and we're grown-ups. We don't argue over seats. Now go sit over there. There are plenty of empty seats there.

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Ethan:
The dirty old whore told me to do it!

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Ethan:
[singing] I love you but, I hate you, which brings to mind, how much I love you. We could have worked this out you know, in a little room, in a little locked room. I'm sorry you had to settle for Dave, the one-dimensional man. He's filed under "Cocksucker" in my little black book. Sweetness can rot your teeth. Bittersweet, cacophony. But you hold the key, you hold the key, to my little locked room. You hold the key, you hold the key, to my little locked whoa-ooh-oh-oh. Please let... me... out soon. I luh you.

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Singing Waiter:
When I say happy, you say birthday! Happy!
Dave, Jeff, Sam:
Birthday!
Dave, Jeff, Sam:
Happy!
Dave, Jeff, Sam:
Birthday!
Singing Waiter:
When I say birthday, you say party! Birthday!
Dave, Jeff, Sam:
Party!

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Angela:
Ethan, what is this, is this a hair doll?
Ethan:
I didn't make that! It fell out of your hair that way!

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Airborne Express Driver:
I was in Desert Storm!

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Ethan:
There goes Dave the Liar, I eff-ed his old girlfriend!

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Ethan:
[singing] I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm the kind of guy who will, not insist that you go on the Pi-ill, I'm cool with splitting the bi-ill, and I'll kill who you want me to KILL! And you can smack my bottom, I don't got no condoms, we've got a lot in common, you and me. Don't you see, don't you see, d-d-d-d-don't you see, my heart is bea-beat-ing, t-t-ting, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-OH! Angela! Oh how I need you so. Cause your eyes are like two shining blue rockets in the night, come to take me away, come abduct me, or maybe you won't, and you'll wake up when I cry, and don't let me hurt you, just by accident, I probably won't, but just in case I do, maybe - AH! Fudge.

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