Sister Act

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Release date 1992

Duration 100 min

Producer(s) Cindy Gilmore, Mario Iscovich, Scott Rudin...more

Director(s) Emile Ardolino...more Emile Ardolino...less

Writer(s) Joseph Howard...more Joseph Howard...less

Cast Whoopi Goldberg, Maggie Smith, Kathy Najimy...more

Genre Comedy, Crime,

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Biker #2:
Wanna dance, sister?
Sister Mary Clarence:
Why? You don't have any rhythm.

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Sister Mary Lazarus:
Don't leave him bald and yowling in despair!

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Vince:
[refuses to shoot Delores] Joey, do it.
Joey:
I can't, Vince. She's still a nun.
Vince:
She's a broad. Y'got it? Just a broad!
Reverend Mother:
I guarantee you she is no broad! She is Sister Mary Clarence of St. Katherine's Convent. She's a model of generosity, virtue, and love! You have my word for it, gentlemen, she is a nun!
Willy:
Ya hear that? Now, aren't you glad we didn't shoot her?

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Eddie:
Mrs. Van Cartier? You're Vince LaRocca's girlfriend, right?
Delores:
Well you could... sort of... maybe... it depends on how you look at it! I mean, the guy just tried to kill me so I don't think that cements our relationship!
Eddie:
You realize he's a major underworld figure, don't you?
Det. Clarkson:
He's into drug dealing, money laundering.
Det. Tate:
We've been investigating Mr. LaRocca for the last 18 months. We've got videotapes, surveillance photos...
Delores:
Am I... am I in any of the... videotapes?
Det. Tate:
No, no, no, criminal activity.

Sister Mary Clarence:
What are you people? A Pridikin order? This stuff is terrible.

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Eddie:
Where are you going?
Delores:
I'm going to the little nun's room, nosy!

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Vince:
I know this woman, in the biblical sense, and she aint no nun.

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Joey:
What is she doing?
Willy:
Oh my God, she's praying.

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Monsignor O'Hara:
You took a vow of hospitality for all in need.
Reverend Mother:
I lied.

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Sister Mary Patrick:
We did it! We actually sang a chord!
Sister Mary Clarence:
Yeah. You sang a chord for two seconds. The next thing you have to do is listen to each other. That's a big key. Big key, you must listen to each other if you're going to be a group.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
I knew that.
Sister Mary Clarence:
Mary Lazarus, as soon as I walked through that door I knew that you knew that. Let me ask you something, you're someone in favor of hard work and discipline, right?
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Of course, I'm a nun! Four popes now.
Sister Mary Clarence:
Four? Wow. Let me ask you, how often do they rehearse?
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Twice a week, couple hours.
Sister Mary Clarence:
Not enough. I mean listen to them, they really need a lot of work.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Do you really think they could get better?
Sister Mary Clarence:
I don't know, they're pretty raw.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Wet behind the ears.
Sister Mary Patrick:
Oh please let us try.
Sister Mary Clarence:
This is gonna be hell.
Sister Mary Lazarus:
Tell me about it.

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Sister Mary Clarence:
How can you say that? I've worked my butt off with these women. They've given up their free time for this and they're good.

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Tina:
What's gonna happen to the act?
Delores:
What do you mean "what's gonna happen to the act"? You're gonna get somebody else, it's not a big loss.
Tina:
But you pick all the music, you tell us where to stand and everything.
Delores:
Yeah, I'm a real genius, I'm a real genius and that's why we're packing 'em in and don't you pack any more of my make-up in that bag, don't think I don't see what you're doing.

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