Sideways

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Release date 2004

Duration 126 min

Producer(s) Michael London, George Parra...more Michael London, George Parra...less

Director(s) Alexander Payne...more Alexander Payne...less

Writer(s) Rex Pickett, Alexander Payne, Jim Taylor...more

Cast Paul Giamatti, Thomas Haden Church, Virginia Madsen...more

Genre Comedy, Drama,

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Sideways Quotes

Jack:
[Miles walks in on Jack and Stephanie having sex] Not now! Not now!

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Jack:
You gotta help me! You gotta help me!

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Jack:
If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot.
Miles Raymond:
No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!

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Jack:
Man! That's tasty!
Miles Raymond:
That's 100% pinot noir. Single vineyard. They don't even make it any more.
Jack:
Pinot noir?
Miles Raymond:
Mmm-hmm.
Jack:
Then how come it's white?
Miles Raymond:
[laughs] Oh, Jesus. Don't ask questions like that up in wine country. They'll think you're some kind of dumbshit, OK?

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Miles Raymond:
Give me a world!

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Mike Erganian:
What is the subject of your book? Non fiction?
Miles Raymond:
Uh, no. It's... it's a novel. Fiction. Yes. Although there is quite a bit from my own life... so I suppose that, technically some of it is nonfiction.
Mike Erganian:
Good I like non fiction. There is so much to know about this world. I think you read something somebody just invented, waste of time.
Miles Raymond:
That's an interesting perspective.

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Jack:
Do not drink too much. Do you hear me? I don't want you passing out or going to the dark side. No going to the dark side!
Miles Raymond:
Okay!

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Miles Raymond:
[while tasting wine] It tastes like the back of a fucking L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bullshit. Fuckin' Raid.
Jack:
Tastes pretty good to me.

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Miles Raymond:
[to Jack] You fucking derelict.

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Miles Raymond:
This week is not about me. It is about you. I'm gonna show you a good time. We're gonna drink a lot of good wine. We're gonna play some golf. We're gonna eat some great food and enjoy the scenery and we are going to send you off in style, mon frere.
Jack:
And get your bone smooched.

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Jack:
Speak for yourself. I get chicks lookin' at me all the time. All ages. Dudes too.
Miles Raymond:
Well, it's not worth it. You pay too big a price. It's never free.
Jack:
You need to get laid, Miles. You know what? That's going to be my best man gift to you this week. I'm gonna get you laid.
Miles Raymond:
Wonderful.
Jack:
I'm not gonna get you a gift certificate or a pen knife or any of that other horse shit.
Miles Raymond:
I'd rather have a knife.

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Miles Raymond:
What about you?
Maya:
What about me?
Miles Raymond:
I don't know. Why are you into wine?
Maya:
Oh I... I think I... I originally got in to wine through my ex-husband.
Miles Raymond:
Ah.
Maya:
You know, he had this big, sort of show-off cellar, you know.
Miles Raymond:
Right.
Maya:
But then I discovered that I had a really sharp palate.
Miles Raymond:
Uh-huh.
Maya:
And the more I drank, the more I liked what it made me think about.
Miles Raymond:
Like what?
Maya:
Like what a fraud he was. [Miles laughs softly]
Maya:
No, I- I like to think about the life of wine.
Miles Raymond:
Yeah.
Maya:
How it's a living thing. I like to think about what was going on the year the grapes were growing; how the sun was shining; if it rained. I like to think about all the people who tended and picked the grapes. And if it's an old wine, how many of them must be dead by now. I like how wine continues to evolve, like if I opened a bottle of wine today it would taste different than if I'd opened it on any other day, because a bottle of wine is actually alive. And it's constantly evolving and gaining complexity. That is, until it peaks, like your '61. And then it begins its steady, inevitable decline.
Miles Raymond:
Hmm.
Maya:
And it tastes so fucking good.

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