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Release date 2001

Duration 90 min

Producer(s) Ted Elliott, Penney Finkelman Cox, Jane Hartwell...more

Director(s) Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson...more Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson...less

Writer(s) William Steig, Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio...more

Cast Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz...more

Genre Animation, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,

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Donkey:
What about parfait? Everybody loves parfait!

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Donkey:
We can stay up late, watch Scary Movies, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!

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Donkey:
Hey, what's your problem, Shrek, what you got against the whole world anyway, huh?
Shrek:
Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with *me*! People take one look at me and go "Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!" They judge me before they even know me - that's why I'm better off alone...

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Shrek:
Um... Fiona?
Princess Fiona:
Yes, Shrek?
Shrek:
I... I love you.
Princess Fiona:
Really?
Shrek:
Really, really!
Shrek:
Mmmm... I love you too. [they kiss. Thalonius writes "Awwww" on a cue card for the audience. Fiona floats up in the air and her enchantment breaks in a blaze of light... ]

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[Dragon, having a crush on Donkey, is cuddling him]
Donkey:
[desperately talking] I don't want to rush into a... physical relationship... I'm not that emotionally ready for a... uh... commitment of this... uh... magnitude! Really, that's the word I'm looking for, magnitude... Huh! Hey, that is unwanted physical contact! Hey! What're you doing? Okay, okay, okay... let's just back up a little and take this one step at a time... I mean, we should really get to know each other first, you know, as friends or maybe even as pen pals, you know, coz I'm on the road a lot, but I just love to get a card... Hey, hey, hey, don't do that, that's my *tail*, that's my personal tail, you're gonna tear it off! I don't give permission to... Hey, what're you gonna do next? Oh, no, no, no, no... no!

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Baby Bear:
This cage is too small.

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Princess Fiona:
Shrek's hurt.
The Donkey:
What? Shrek's hurt? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die!
Shrek:
Donkey, I'm fine.
The Donkey:
You can't die on me, Shrek! I'm too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich?

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Shrek:
Can't we just settle this over a pint?

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Donkey:
[the bridge is swaying] Don't do that!
Shrek:
Don't do what? Oh, you mean this? [makes the bridge sway]
Donkey:
Yes, that!
Shrek:
Yes. Yes, do it. Okay. [sways the bridge some more]
Donkey:
No, Shrek!

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Merry Men:
[singing] Ta da, da da da da - whoo!
Monsieur Hood:
I steal from the rich and give to the needy...
Merry Man:
He takes a wee percentage...
Monsieur Hood:
But I'm not greedy - I rescue pretty damsels, man I'm good!
Merry Men:
What a guy, ha ha, Monsieur Hood!
Monsieur Hood:
Break it down... [Merry Men Irish step dance]
Monsieur Hood:
I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid...
Merry Men:
What he's basically saying is he likes to get...
Monsieur Hood:
Paid!
Monsieur Hood:
So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad.
Merry Man:
[joining in] That's bad, that's bad, that's bad!
Monsieur Hood:
When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad!
Merry Men:
He's mad, he's really, really mad!
Monsieur Hood:
Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to start... [Fiona swoops in and kicks him - the music stops]
Princess Fiona:
Man, that was annoying!

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The Donkey:
[waking up] Uh... What'd I miss? What'd I miss? [suddenly notices the guards walking by]
The Donkey:
[trying to throw his voice] Who said that? Couldn't have been the donkey.

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[Blind Mouse is on Shrek's shoulder, sniffing]
Blind Mouse:
I found some cheese. [Blind Mouse bites Shrek in the ear]
Shrek:
Ow!
Blind Mouse:
Ugh! Awful stuff.

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