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Release date 2006

Duration 96 min

Producer(s) Letty Aronson, Nicky Kentish Barnes, Charles H. Joffe...more

Director(s) Woody Allen...more Woody Allen...less

Writer(s) Woody Allen...more Woody Allen...less

Cast Jim Dunk, Robert Bathurst, Geoff Bell...more

Genre Comedy, Fantasy, Mystery,

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Sondra Pransky:
He asked me to go dancing with him.
Sid Waterman:
That's perfect strategy. You worm your way in like a rodent or a roach, and as the crumbs fall off the table, you collect them and we analyze them.

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Sid Waterman:
Geez, if I ever catch that Joe Strombel, I'll kill him.

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Sid Waterman:
You're the daughter I never had.
Sondra Pransky:
[touched] Oh, Sidney...
Sid Waterman:
No, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Cause I never wanted to have kids. I didn't because you have kids... what is it? You know you're nice to them... you bring them up... you suffer... y-you take care of them... and then they grow up and... and... and they accuse... uh... you of having Alzheimer's.

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Sid Waterman:
What about Indian food, do you like spicy food?
Sondra Pransky:
No, no, it's OK, I don't have that much of an appetite.
Sid Waterman:
But you will, when they bring out the prawns in hydrochloric acid...

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Sid Waterman:
Well did you accomplish anything besides a possible pregnancy?

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Sondra Pransky:
Why would Peter kill a prostitute?
Sid Waterman:
Because it looks bad on his resume!

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Sondra Pransky:
Why don't you think about this as adding some excitement to your life?
Sid Waterman:
Sweeheart, excitement in my life is dinner without heartburn after it.

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Peter Lyman:
What's wrong? Are you crying?
Sondra Pransky:
No, I'm too tough to cry. My nasal passages do get congested when I'm sad, though.

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Sid Waterman:
You're alone up there with a very, very dangerous man! That's two "very's"!

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Sondra Pransky:
Get this - Peter's mother, Lady Eleanor, had dark brunette shoulder-length hair.
Sid Waterman:
But she's not a hooker?
Sondra Pransky:
[pause] No, Sid, she's not a hooker! God, honestly, sometimes I wonder about what goes on in that brain of yours!

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Peter Lyman:
You take after your father.
Sondra Pransky:
[sarcastically] Great.

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Sid Waterman:
You know not everything in the world is sinister... just practically everything.

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