Scary Movie 3

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Release date 2003

Duration 84 min

Producer(s) Phil Dornfeld, Grace Gilroy, Kevin Marcy...more

Director(s) David Zucker...more David Zucker...less

Writer(s) Craig Mazin, Pat Proft, Shawn Wayans...more

Cast Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Marny Eng...more

Genre Movies,

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Scary Movie 3 Quotes

George:
Family, that's just what I've been running away from
President Harris:
Well, that's because you're an idiot.

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Agent Thompson:
Sir! Step away from the window!
President Harris:
[looks down] What? Did I forget to put my pants on again?

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Cindy:
[hugging George] [crying]
Cindy:
It's so hard.
George:
Well, you're a beautiful woman, and you're pressing up against me.

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President Harris:
[Agent Thompson is listening to his earphone] What is it?
Agent Thompson:
It's some old Tupac, sir.
President Harris:
[Listening to the earphone] "All eyez on me." Hey, this shit is bangin'.

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Mahalik:
Yo George, you need something? I'll do anything for you... ANYTHING...

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Tabitha:
[turns from a monster into a little girl] Thank you all. Your love has freed my soul. I won't have to kill again.
Cindy:
Really?
Tabitha:
[turns back into a monster and pulls out a knife] I'm just screwin' with ya!

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President Harris:
[looks at portrait of Harrison Ford] I wonder what President Ford would have done.

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Ross Giggins:
Do they pose a threat? Only one thing's for certain. We are all going to be killed.

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Tom:
[wife has been severed by car] Hi, baby.
Annie:
Honey, I'm dying.
Tom:
No, don't talk like that, the truck barely hit you.

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Carson Ward:
And I told you, Campbell, no more paranoid on-air rants about the supernatural.
Cindy:
I know. This station is about sex, violence, and the weather.
Carson Ward:
Yes. That reminds me. We're gonna need that "Porn Star Shot Dead in a Hurricane" story. [Anchor on the air]
Ross Giggins:
Meanwhile, a tornado in Charleston threatens a clothing-optional beach where just yesterday a naked couple was brutally murdered. This just five miles from where the last naked couple was brutally murdered.

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Annie:
Promise me you'll never remarry.
Tom:
I promise.
Annie:
And no sex, either.
Tom:
I'm sorry. I didn't catch that.
Annie:
No sex.
Tom:
Honey, you're not speaking clearly. Your injuries must be awful.
Annie:
No sex.
Tom:
Oh, cruel fate to shroud my wife's dying words in mystery.
Annie:
[shouts] No sex!
Tom:
Poor Annie. We hardly knew her. She'll be missed terribly.
Annie:
Oh, Jesus.
Tom:
That's right, honey. Go into the light.
Annie:
Look! Just tell George, swing away.
Tom:
Right. Swing away.
Annie:
Oh, sure. That you understand. [Gasps and dies]

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Sayaman:
I'm sorry about that night. If I hadn't fallen asleep while driving for that exact 20 minutes. If I hadn't drank that exact whole bottle of Jaegermeister. If only I hadn't killed that hooker.
Tom:
Sayaman. I don't see what any of this has to do with Annie.
Sayaman:
I'm sorry. Those were other nights. But if it had been that night, I might have missed her.

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