Scary Movie

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Release date 1989

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Producer(s) Keith Brunson, Daniel Erickson, Edward A. Ihle...more

Director(s) Daniel Erickson...more Daniel Erickson...less

Writer(s) Daniel Erickson, David Lane Smith, Mark Voges...more

Cast John Hawkes, Jason Waller, Suzanne Aldrich...more

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Bobby:
That's very, uh, seventies of you.

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Gail Hailstorm:
I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of "You're Dead, I'm Rich".

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Gail Hailstorm:
[while running away from the killer] Kenny! Move your fatass!

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Cindy Campbell:
[before pushing a dead fisherman in the water] Don't you think we should check his wallet first?
Buffy Gilmore:
For what?
Brenda:
Shit, he might have some money.
Brenda:
Well, we already committed murder, we might as well rob his ass.

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Cindy Campbell:
What's wrong? Bobby, she's gone and she's not coming back.
Bobby:
It's been over a year now Cindy!
Cindy Campbell:
But Ginger was such and important part of the Spice Girls

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Cindy's Dad:
Oh you are my little girl, I love you so much that I left you a little something in the coffee can. But you have to remember to step on it before you sell it. Now, what are you going to cut it with?
Cindy Campbell:
Um... baking...
Cindy's Dad:
Baking soda. Not baking powder. Because baking powder guys will have muffins growing out of their noses.
Cindy's Dad:
You love that joke, honey. You've loved it since you were two years old.

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Teacher:
It's days like today that we need prayer in schools. It starts to unravel the very moral fabric of our society. [coos at her baby]
Teacher:
i'm just going to give you to your daddy [passes baby to student on the first row. turns to another student]
Teacher:
I will see *you* after class.

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The Killer:
Do you know where I am? [Feet are sticking out from behind couch, and are kicking up and down]
Cindy Campbell:
Um, you're behind the couch, I can see your feet.
The Killer:
[Killer sticks head up and sees his feet. He grabs his head] D'oh!
The Killer:
Okay,okay close your eyes! [Cindy closes her eyes, and the killer tries to hide under the carpet, but then goes behind the curtains]
The Killer:
Now do you know where I am? [Cindy opens her eyes]

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Beauty Pageant MC:
[singing] Here she is. Miss Teen, she's so fine. Such lovely tits... [Buffy rips the crown and flowers out of the previous winner's hands]
Buffy Gilmore:
Give me my crown, bitch.
Beauty Pageant MC:
[singing] ... and a great behind. There she is, doggy style anytime. And I'll do her behind behind and behind. Oh, there she is. She loves 69... [a woman hurls a vase of flowers at Buffy, knocking her offstage]

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Dawson Leery:
[starts to climb through a window] Whoops! Wrong set!

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Gail Hailstorm:
I'm going to try and get a glimpse of Cindy Campbell, the young girl who was attacked earlier this evening... You're on my foot, fat shit!
Cameraman Kenny:
Sorry, G...
Gail Hailstorm:
What did I say?
Cameraman Kenny:
Don't ever step on Gail's shoes.
Gail Hailstorm:
Why not?
Cameraman Kenny:
Because Gail wears Prada shoes.
Gail Hailstorm:
You idiot.
Cameraman Kenny:
I'm a bad man.

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Shorty:
I'm on TV! Oh shit! First Cops now this! I'm gonna be a star, son!

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