Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic

Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic

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Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic Vital Stats

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Release date 2005

Duration 72 min

Producer(s) Heidi Herzon, Grant Jue, Randy Sosin...more

Director(s) Liam Lynch...more Liam Lynch...less

Writer(s) Sarah Silverman...more Sarah Silverman...less

Cast Sarah Silverman, Brian Posehn, Laura Silverman...more

Genre Comedy,

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Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic Quotes

Sarah Silverman:
[singing a love song] I love you more than bears love honey. / I love you more than Jews love money. / I love you more than Asians are good at math. / I love you even if it's not hip. / I love you more than black people don't tip. / I love you more than Puerto Ricans need baths. / I love you more than girls love dolls. / I love you more than dogs love balls. / I love you more than the white stuff in a zit. / I love you like Gary Busey. / I love you more than dykes love pussy. / I love you more than my after-show monster bong hit...

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Sarah Silverman:
When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

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Sarah Silverman:
I was licking jelly off of my boyfriend's penis and all of a sudden I'm thinking, "Oh My God, I'm turning into my mother!"

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Sarah Silverman:
The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.

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Sarah Silverman:
[after making out with her reflection in the mirror, to herself] You're a star. And I'm a star-fucker.

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Sarah Silverman:
[about her half-black boyfriend] I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.

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Sarah Silverman:
[talking about her niece] She called me up and she's like, "Aunt Sarah, did you know that Hitler killed sixty million Jews." And I corrected her and I said, "You know, I think he's responsible for killing six million Jews." And she said, "Oh yeah! Six million! I knew that but seriously, I mean, what's the difference?" "Uh, the difference is sixty million is unforgivable, young lady!"

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Sarah Silverman:
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece...

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Sarah Silverman:
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.

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Sarah Silverman:
Oh God please let them find semen in my dead grandmother's vagina.

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