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Date created: April 2010
Release date 1975
Duration 36 min
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Director(s) Warren Sonbert...more Warren Sonbert...less
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Genre Movies,
Billie: Carl, what if I told you I was really drunk last night and... the only reason I slept with you is because, well, I don't know why I slept with you, *but* it's never gonna happen again.
Dave: [to Billie] Hey, the next time you invite me to a family gathering, could you make sure it's not your family!
Sidney Gibson: [about the new web page Billie's supposed to take care of] Are we on the internet yet? Billie Frank: Didn't you hear the internet's closed today?
Trudy: Because of me, you lived here, rent-free, for years. Billie: Mother, I was a child! Trudy: An ungrateful one.
Billie: [asking for an advance] Hey, Siddy Sid Sid... you're like the mother I never had. Sidney Gibson: Forget it. Billie: Now you're like the mother I have.
Billie Frank: Alright, alright, I admit it. I'm a fiscally irresponsible, emotionally unstable, former drunk. But that shouldn't *no way* prejudice your decision to maybe, you know, hopefully give me an advance? Sidney Gibson: An advance? You don't earn the money I pay you.
Billie Frank: Mom, with you in A.A., are you sure it's a good idea to *drink*? Trudy Frank: Don't be ridiculous darling, it's always a good idea to drink.
Billie Frank: Hi, I'm Billie, but all my friends call me "Oh Crap, Here Comes Billie."
Dave: I like the sound the glass makes when the bartender puts it on the counter. I like the way it feels in my hand. I bring it in close, and I can smell it, and a wave of relief goes through my body even before I take the first sip. Billie: You're slow. I'd be on my third one by now.
Billie Frank: How do I know you don't badmouth me to your friends when I'm not there? Trudy Frank: Because, darling, when you're not here I forget all about you.
Dave: Billie, this'll be hard but I need you to think of someone other than yourself for a moment...
Billie Frank: Apparently God has chosen to punish me by making me work for someone who actually wants me to work.
Billie Frank: [showing 2 dresses] Dave, come here for a second. Which one of these says: feel free to grope me in public? Dave Parelli: Oh, this one. [looking at the other dress] Dave Parelli: This one's says: you're gonna have to buy me dinner first.
Billie Frank: Irish Coffee, easy on the coffee!
Billie Frank: [shouting at Dave] That is what you do with the drink! You drink it! You can't eat it: nothing to chew! Can't wear it: no straps! Can't smoke it: wet! Drinks are meant to be drunk, much like myself! That's the familiar face: isn't that Billie Frank, the drunk? Joe: And the slut. Billie Frank: Right!
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