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Release date 2008

Duration 99 min

Producer(s) Juan Castro, Andrew Z. Davis, Luke Greenfield...more

Director(s) David Wain...more David Wain...less

Writer(s) Paul Rudd, David Wain, Ken Marino...more

Cast Seann William Scott, Paul Rudd, Christopher Mintz-Plasse...more

Genre Movies,

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[from trailer]
Wheeler:
[sits down] What up, Ronnie?
Ronnie:
I don't wanna take my pants off!
Wheeler:
[stunned] What?

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Danny:
Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista:
A what?
Danny:
Large black coffee.
Barista:
Do you mean a venti?
Danny:
No, I mean a large.
Barista:
Venti is large.
Danny:
No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista:
A venti is a large coffee.
Danny:
Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?

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Gayle Sweeny:
Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.

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Danny:
I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he'd cum in his pants.

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Gayle Sweeny:
Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Ronnie:
Hell, no!

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Wheeler:
You sexy like a chocolate strawberry.

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Danny:
[while urinating neon green liquid] Jeez, it's like Shrek's piss.

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Kuzzik:
Now let us gingerly touch our tips.

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Ronnie Shields:
Damn, she got some boobies on her.
Wheeler:
You sure are a fan of the boobies, kid.
Ronnie Shields:
Oh yeah. Sometimes I call myself "The Booby Watcher". I even have my own comic book. "The Adventures of The Booby Watcher".
Wheeler:
Okay. You know, I have a theory about boobies.
Ronnie Shields:
Really?
Wheeler:
Oh yeah. You see, there are as many women as there are men in this world.
Ronnie Shields:
True dat, true dat.
Wheeler:
And every woman has two boobs, for the most part. So there are twice as many boobs as there are men. We're outnumbered and it's overwhelming. We're powerless, and we have to accept it.
Ronnie Shields:
I like yo' take on boobies. And I like boobies.
Wheeler:
Kid, you got a lot to learn.
Ronnie Shields:
I know what I'm doin'.
Wheeler:
Oh really? So you don't realize you've just committed one of the most common rookie boob-watching errors?
Ronnie Shields:
What you mean?
Wheeler:
Never stare at the boobies, kid. Once you get caught, the game's over.
Ronnie Shields:
But how?
Wheeler:
It's called training. You know, being aware without drawing attention. You don't think I've noticed those 34 C's in the camouflage tank top setting up a tent directly to the left of us? Or how about those twin cannons hiking up a mountain ridge 50 yards due west? Or the ridge itself? Round mounds of grass shaped like...
Ronnie Shields:
Boobies!
Wheeler:
Don't look over there. Look here. Focus... You'll get it.

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Gayle Sweeny:
[Appropriately hugging Martin] *This* is a perfectly acceptable hug between a little and a big. [Hugging him from behind]
Gayle Sweeny:
*This* is not.
Wheeler:
Well, obviously we're not supposed to buttfuck these kids.

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Gayle Sweeny:
You're standing over there, and you're standing over there, and I don't know which way is up!

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Duane:
We are gonna make s'mores with white chocolate.
Martin Gary:
Oh-ho, I don't know if I agree with that.

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