Robin Hood: Men in Tights

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Release date 1993

Duration 104 min

Producer(s) Mel Brooks, Evan Chandler, Peter Schindler...more

Director(s) Mel Brooks...more Mel Brooks...less

Writer(s) J.D. Shapiro, Evan Chandler, Mel Brooks...more

Cast Cary Elwes, Richard Lewis, Roger Rees...more

Genre Movies,

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Robin Hood: Men In Tights Quotes

Scarlet:
I hope she's still wearing her iron underwear.

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Head Saracen Guard:
[rushes into Le Dungeon] I just told my boss the good news and... [sees that all the prisoners has escaped]
Head Saracen Guard:
and... and I'm in deep shit!

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Abbot:
I will perform the opening prayer in the New Latin. Oh ordlay, ivethgay usway ouryay essingsblay. Amen-ay!
Crowd:
AMEN-AY!

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[Robin has just been chained in Le Dungeon]
Asneeze:
You are very brave for not a homeboy.
Robin Hood:
Oh, thank you.
Asneeze:
I've been in here for a while. Perhaps I could be of service. Do you have any questions?
Robin Hood:
What are you in for?
Asneeze:
Jaywalking.

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Ahchoo:
I should have never worn these shoes. They just don't match my purse.

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Filthy Luca:
I will take these cotton balls from you with my hand and put them in my pocket.

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Sheriff of Rottingham:
[after Robin has fired his shot, hitting the bullseye dead center] Don't worry, Dirty Ezio still has another shot.
Prince John:
But he hit the very center of the bullseye... schmuck!

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Rabbi Tuckman:
Excuse me, King. Why, if you like this guy so much, do you object to his marrying Maid Marian?
King Richard:
I have no objection, but I have not yet kissed the bride. It is a custom, and my royal right. [hands the rabbi his sword]
King Richard:
Hold this, Father.
Rabbi Tuckman:
Rabbi.
King Richard:
Whatever. [grabs Maid Marian and gives her a LOOOONNGGG kiss]
Rabbi Tuckman:
[impressed] It's good to be the king.
King Richard:
Now you may marry them
Rabbi Tuckman:
Thank you. Here's your knife.
King Richard:
Sword.
Rabbi Tuckman:
Whatever.

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Ahchoo:
[standing by a creek] Look, Robin, you don't have to do this. I mean, this ain't exactly the Mississipi. I'm on one side, I'm on the other side. I'm on the east bank, I'm on the west bank. It's not that critical.

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Sheriff of Rottingham:
Wasn't your... didn't your mole used to be on the other side?
Prince John:
I have a MOLE?

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Sheriff of Rottingham:
So it's come to this, has it? A fight to the death, mano a mano, man to man, just you and me and my *guards*!

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Maid Marian:
Broomhilde, there's a foul plot afoot.
Broomhilde:
It's not my feet, I just washed them.

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