Road Trip

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Release date 2000

Duration 93 min

Producer(s) Daniel Goldberg, Sheldon Kahn, Joe Medjuck...more

Director(s) Todd Phillips...more Todd Phillips...less

Writer(s) Todd Phillips, Scot Armstrong...more Todd Phillips, Scot Armstrong...less

Cast Breckin Meyer, Seann William Scott, Amy Smart...more

Genre Adventure,

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Road Trip Quotes

Earl Edwards:
Oh, bullcrap! This is ridiculous! Why didn't you tell us where you were?
Kyle:
Because I knew you'd get mad! See, look how mad you are.
Earl Edwards:
[angrily] I'M NOT MAD!

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E.L.:
What else am I supposed to do, stay here and learn?

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Barry:
[First Line]
Barry:
Welcome to the University of Ithica. This is it, right here. This is what we're talkin about. I'm gonna give you a good tour today. Show you as much, as much as you need to know, plus a, plus a whole lt more actually. So this is the main area of the University. You'll be getting used to this area. This is sort of where you congregate with your friends and classmates. Come in around me everyone, come in around me. Don't straggle. We've had prblems... I've had problems with stragglers before, okay? They get lost in the back. They get hit by trucks, okay? It's not pretty, It's not pretty when it happens. This is the uh... By the way this is the Joseph H. Nelson library here, okay? It was built in the, uh... 1600s.
Student in the Tour:
1600s? It says 1951. [snickering]
Barry:
[Turns & looks, faces group] That's the address. Okay? Wise-ass.

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Corky the Dog:
Hey, Jack, have that bitch make me some blueberry pancakes... Right now.

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Jacob:
[Text on his T-shirt] "God is awesome."

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Frat member:
[Holding up a white hood] Are you in the Ku Klux Klan?
Josh:
Whoa whoa, that isn't ours.
Kyle:
That's not mine!
Josh:
OK, hold on, th-there's obviously some explanation.
Frat member:
There is. See your boy here's an evil bigot, and now he's gonna die.
Kyle:
[faints]

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Barry:
Austin? Austin, Massachusetts?

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E.L.:
Just copy off someone.
Josh:
I can't. It's all essay and stuff. You know, if I fail this, my average is shot, I might lose my financial aid, I could not be allowed on campus next semester.
E.L.:
Well, you're fucked, then. You might as well come to my party tonight, hook up with Beth, and at least enjoy your last week at college.
Josh:
I'm not hooking up with anybody, alright? I've made a commitment to Tiffany. I'm invested in this relationship.
E.L.:
Invested? Who are you, Charles Schwab? Would you listen to yourself? I would give my life for one night of consensual sex with her.

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Beth:
Are there any guys out there who are JUST NORMAL?

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E.L.:
Hey, it's 10 feet. Bob Hope could jump this in his golf cart. See, watch, I can spit across it.

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E.L.:
I thought I told you to mail this yesterday?
Rubin:
Yeah, I posted it this morning.
E.L.:
[Josh watches for a second, then the reality hits him] OH FUCK! [Josh scrabbles on the floor for the video]
E.L.:
W-w-w-wait a second. Tell me you mailed the Beth tape to Tiffany. [Josh nods]
E.L.:
Yes!
Josh:
Shit! Oh, no! Oh, no!
Barry:
Hey, hey.
Josh:
What?
Barry:
Did you make a copy? Because if you made a copy we could watch the copy.

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Rubin:
I just said we'd make it across. I didn't say anything about the wheels staying on.
Josh:
What the hell are we gonna do now? I'm totally screwed! I don't have time to be walking through the woods right now!

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