Richard Jeni: A Big Steaming Pile of Me

Richard Jeni: A Big Steaming Pile Of Me Vital Stats

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Release date 2005

Duration 60 min

Producer(s) David Black, Sidney Lumet, Lilith Jacobs...more

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Cast Richard Jeni...more

Genre Comedy,

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Richard Jeni: A Big Steaming Pile Of Me Quotes

 Richard Jeni:
Making this crowd happy is the second easiest job you could ever have. First easiest... whoever gets to put Michael Jackson in a witness chair and create "reasonable doubt." How hard can that be? I don't even have a law degree and I think *I* could get Michael Jackson, y'know? I would just go "ladies and gentlemen of the jury... there he is! That's all I have. Y'all get a good look at my boy? See if you think he's capable of anything out of the ordinary. There he is." But it's a tough thing to prosecute Michael Jackson, y'know? Because everyone's entitled to a jury of their peers! You could run the vaccuum up and down the gene pool 24/7 without suckin' up *this* much of whatever *that* has become. He has no peers. He's peerless. So why am I pickin' on poor little mutated Michael Jackson? Because Michael Jackson is a cautionary tale for the rest of us, folks. Michael Jackson is what happens when you keep fixin' it until it's broke!
 

 Richard Jeni:
[his slogan to fight anti-Americanism] America - 20 Million Illegal Immigrants Can't Be Wrong!
 

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