Reality Bites

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Release date 1994

Duration 99 min

Producer(s) Danny DeVito, Bill Finnegan, Wm. Barclay Malcolm...more

Director(s) Ben Stiller...more Ben Stiller...less

Writer(s) Helen Childress...more Helen Childress...less

Cast Winona Ryder, Ethan Hawke, Janeane Garofalo...more

Genre Comedy, Drama,

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Lelaina:
Welcome to the world of the emtionally mature. Maybe you've seen Michael. He lives here.

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Sammy:
I have something to tell you, I am... a homo... homosexual.
Vickie:
[beat] Oh, Christ.

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Troy Dyer:
I've wanted you like this for all these years.

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Vickie:
[about Troy] He's weird, he's strange, he's sloppy, he's a total nightmare for women... I can't believe I haven't slept with him yet.

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Vickie:
Évian is "naïve" spelled backward.

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Lelaina Pierce:
All right, fine. You wanna be in a band? Fine. Go ahead. Play every night. Play three times a night! Don't just dick around the same coffee house for five years. Don't dick around with her or with me. I mean, try at something for once in your life. Do something about it, but you know what? You better do it now, and you better do it fast, because the world doesn't owe you any favors.

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Charlane McGregor:
Why don't you get a job at the Burgerrama? They'll hire you! My Lord, I saw on the TV - they had this little retarded boy working the register.
Lelaina:
Because I'm not retarded, Mom. I was the valedictorian of my University!
Wes McGregor:
Well you dont have to put that on your application.

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Lelaina Pierce:
You guys better not be inhaling.

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Vickie Miner:
I'm late for a jean-folding seminar. Let's locomote!

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Troy Dyer:
I'm bursting with fruit flavor.

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Lelaina Pierce:
Are you religious?
Michael Grates:
Um, uh, I guess, uh, I guess I'm, uh, a non-practicing Jew.
Lelaina Pierce:
Hey, I'm a non-practicing virgin.

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Troy Dyer:
[On answering machine] At the beep, please leave your name, number, and a brief justification for the ontological necessity of modern man's existential dilemma, and we'll get back to you

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