Rat Race

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Release date 2001

Duration 112 min

Producer(s) Sean Daniel, James Jacks, Richard Vane...more

Director(s) Jerry Zucker...more Jerry Zucker...less

Writer(s) Andy Breckman...more Andy Breckman...less

Cast Breckin Meyer, Jenica Bergere, Cuba Gooding Jr....more

Genre Adventure,

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Rat Race Quotes

Gus the Cabbie:
[listening to football on cab's radio] Confederate... confederate... THROW THE BALL! That's why you're not going to get drafted! You'll be lucky to play arena football in Barcelona!
Gus the Cabbie:
[to Owen] You like football?
Owen Templeton:
[nervously] Sure.
Gus the Cabbie:
Did you happen to catch that, uh, Dallas game last week? You can't really call it a game, it was more of an obscenity, a crime against football. I lost twenty grand on that game! And they would have won! Now I gotta work TWO shifts because of that idiot! I mean, Stevie Wonder coulda done a better job callin' that game.

Tracy Faucet:
[to Shawn] I'll ram this helicopter down your throat!
Nick Schaffer:
No! Woah! What are you doing?
Tracy Faucet:
Don't worry about me, my father's a Navy pilot! I've been flying since I was 15!
Nick Schaffer:
No, I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about me!

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Jason Pear:
I can't believe it, Dad. You stole Adolf Hitler's Mercedes-Benz.
Randy Pear:
Well, Hitler had it comin'. What goes around comes around.
Kimberly Pear:
Dad, they're gonna be pissed.
Randy Pear:
Eh, they're always pissed, Honey. They're Nazis. It's like it's their job.

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Enrico Pollini:
[Gets trown out of the train] Ah! Yes!
Harold Grisham:
Sir, it's Pollini, he's first at the station.
Enrico Pollini:
Am i winning? [Harold Grisham nods towarths the Locker]
Donald Sinclair:
[the high-rollers are cheering] I knew it!
Harold Grisham:
Sir, he is opening the locker right now.
Donald Sinclair:
[Long pause] Harold, what's going on?
Harold Grisham:
He's sleeping... Sir.

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Asian Lucy:
[in Asian accent] He ruined our whole vacation!

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Nick Schaffer:
I think we just killed him!
Tracy Faucet:
You can't kill him, he's like a cockroach!

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[to the woman on the motorcycle driving next to him]
Randy Pear:
Hi, I really like your dike... Bike.

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Rental Car Trainee:
Would you be interested in purchasing liability insurance?

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Mechanic:
Darlin, we don't have any sand.
Tracy Faucet:
Hello! WE'RE IN THE DESERT!

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[Donald Sinclair welcomes all the people who are invited to compete in the "race."]
Donald Sinclair:
Excuse me. Thank you all for coming. I'm Donald Sinclair, I own this hotel. We don't have much time. There's a meteor the size of North Carolina heading straight for Earth. The impact is going to kill every thing and everyone on this planet. I built a bunker in the basement to this casino strong enough to withstand the blast. There's room enough for eight people. I have chosen the seven of you, plus me. When this is over, it'll be up to us to repopulate and re-civilize the planet. [Everyone looks shocked for about 5 seconds, before Sinclair begins laughing hysterically]
Donald Sinclair:
I couldn't resist! I'm sorry.

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Enrico Pollini:
Food. Look at all this food! [gasps]
Enrico Pollini:
Little Cock doggies!
Merrill:
They're called cocktail weenies.
Enrico Pollini:
Weenies! Ha! I'm so sorry. My English is not so good. But I'm learning!

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Enrico Pollini:
Look! A drifter, let's kill him!

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