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Private Parts

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Release date 1972

Duration 87 min

Producer(s) Gene Corman...more Gene Corman...less

Director(s) Paul Bartel...more Paul Bartel...less

Writer(s) Philip Kearney, Les Rendelstein...more Philip Kearney, Les Rendelstein...less

Cast Ayn Ruymen, Lucille Benson, John Ventantonio...more

Genre Horror,

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Howard:
[Watching "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous"] Hey honey, Robin Leech says we should move to Antigua.

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Researcher:
The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes a day. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.
Pig Vomit:
How could this be?
Researcher:
Answer most commonly given: "I want to see what he'll say next."
Pig Vomit:
All right, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?
Researcher:
Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.
Pig Vomit:
But... if they hate him, why do they listen?
Researcher:
Most common answer: "I want to see what he'll say next."

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Howard Stern:
Irene, the weather girl! Irene, are you there? [on the phone]
Leather Weather Lady:
It's cold. *Real* cold. But your ass is gonna be plenty hot when I give you a good hard butt whippin'! Tongue! [puts out her cigarette on the tongue of the rubberbound man]
Leather Weather Lady:
What do you think about that? Turns you on, doesn't it? You little maggot!
Rubberbound Man:
Yeah.
Howard Stern:
Irene, thank you for the weather forecast.
Leather Weather Lady:
Shut up.
Howard Stern:
We hope to hear from you tomorrow. Give us some more weather!
Leather Weather Lady:
Bite me, you loser!

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Howard (as MamaLookaboobooday):
"Kill Kill Kill the White Man" by Eugene Mamalookaboobooday. Eugene is my pen name 'cause I wrote this while I was in the Pen.

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12-Year-Old Howard:
But why can't I play with my puppets?
Ben Stern:
Shut up, ya know why!

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Ben Stern:
Symphony Sid. By the powers vested in me by the Federal Communications Commission, I command you get on the microphone in a serious manner and continue this broadcast.

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[after Howard called up Pig-Vomit's wife]
Pig Vomit:
You're the anti-Christ. You know that, Stern? [shouts]
Pig Vomit:
You are the mother-fucking anti-Christ!

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Roger Erlick:
Howard is on the FCC's Most Wanted List.

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Ben Stern:
I told you not to be stupid, you moron.

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[after winning a student film competition]
Howard Stern:
I tell you, nothing makes a woman hotter than to be with an award-winning filmmaker.

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Lawyer (Barry):
Page 108, paragraph 3, No jokes involving flatulence, excretion, urination, ejaculation, or other bodily functions.
Lawyer (Jerry):
Also, no use of the seven so-called seven dirty words. These are cocksucker, mother-fucker, fuck, shit, cunt, cock, and pussy.

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