Pretty Persuasion

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Release date 2005

Duration 104 min

Producer(s) Jason Barhydt, Todd Dagres, Skander Halim...more

Director(s) Marcos Siega...more Marcos Siega...less

Writer(s) Skander Halim...more Skander Halim...less

Cast Evan Rachel Wood, David Wagner, Brent Goldberg...more

Genre Comedy,

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[from trailer]
Randa:
Then he said, "Now I'm going to touch you on your boobs".
Mr. Anderson:
I would never say "boobs", I'm an English teacher! Breasts... I would say breasts.

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Kimberly Joyce:
I have respect for all races, but I'm very glad that I was born white. As a woman, it's the best race to be. Especially if you want to become an actress, like I do. [pause]
Kimberly Joyce:
If I wasn't white, then the next thing I would wanna be is Asian because a lot of men like Asian girls because they think they're docile and subservient and sweet which I don't really think is true because I once met this Asian girl at summer camp one time and she was a real bitch. [pause]
Kimberly Joyce:
If I couldn't be white and I also couldn't be Asian, then my third choice would be African-American because I've always wanted to be a gospel singer and also, black men are more forgiving if your butt gets big. Except I'd definitely want light skin and Caucasian features like... Vanessa Williams or Halle Berry. And finally, you know, no offense or anything Randa, but my very last choice would be Arab. I mean, truth be told you're not in a very enviable position. There's a lot of resentment in this country toward the Middle East and there's a lot of stereotypes floating around which I don't think are true because in the short amount of time I've known you, you haven't tried to bomb anybody and you currently smell okay to me.

Kimberly Joyce:
Put it back on, I wanna watch the Real World.
Brittany Wells:
I hate the Real World. those girls are bitches.
Kimberly Joyce:
You're a bitch!
Brittany Wells:
Yeah, well you're a trollop.
Kimberly Joyce:
Fine! [pause]
Kimberly Joyce:
I'm sorry I called you a bitch.
Brittany Wells:
It's okay. I'm sorry I called you a trollop. I don't really even know what one is.
Kimberly Joyce:
It's a promiscuous woman, often a prostitute.
Brittany Wells:
[thoughtfully] Hm...

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Randa:
[watching a porno] Why is that woman - why is she doing those things with another woman? Why must they show this?
Kimberly Joyce:
Because men like to watch it.
Randa:
But it is a sin!
Kimberly Joyce:
[laughs] Randa! Randa, you're gonna find out that a lot of things men like are a sin.

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Brittany Wells:
[after both being cast in the play, "The Diary of Anne Frank"] Down with Nazis!
Kimberly Joyce:
Yeah, boo nazis!

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Kimberly Joyce:
Daddy, I would never to do anything to hurt you or your reputation.
Mr. Joyce:
[after popping several pils] Yay, Kimberly! Good! Good!

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Kimberly Joyce:
And Josh, at least my dad isn't a money-grubbing Jew shyster who lets criminals go free! [turns around and everyone is staring at her in disbelief]
Kimberly Joyce:
oops! haha... Rewind!

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Mr. Anderson:
Kimberly Joyce, you have the face of an angel. Throw in a ripe, little pubescent body - the devil wears a gray skirt, my friend.

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Kimberly Joyce:
Randa, what's the greatest thing about this country?
Randa:
Sylvester Stallone?
Kimberly Joyce:
No. It's that anybody can sue anybody at anytime over anything.
Randa:
You wanna sue Mr. Anderson?
Kimberly Joyce:
I suppose that it might jump-start me and Brittany's acting careers.

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Kimberly Joyce:
Look, I'm really trying okay, but I don't know how to be sexy! I mean, I'm only fifteen!

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Kimberly Joyce:
Brittany and I are the best of friends; we confide in each other. Like the other day, Brittany confided that she feels dirty when she masturbates, but I told her that it was normal and healthy, even when you do it as much as she does.

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Kimberly Joyce:
Kathy?
Kathy:
Yes?
Kimberly Joyce:
Kathy!
Kathy:
Yes?
Kimberly Joyce:
Do you fuck dogs? When you were fucking my dog, he was going like this - [imitates a dog having an orgasm]

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