Date created: April 2010
Release date 2002
Duration 99 min
Producer(s) Karen Beninati, Paul Brooks, Carol Gillson...more
Director(s) Mars Callahan...more
Writer(s) Mars Callahan, Chris Corso...more
Cast Chazz Palminteri, Rick Schroder, Rod Steiger...more
[in the diner] Did you guys know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there.
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. And I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. I mean, hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
How about I tell you where you got your shoes. If I win, you give me a job. If I lose you can have my ring.
Deal. But you're never going to get that job, Johnny, and here's why. I bought these shoes on a cruise in international waters, so no matter what you say, you're wrong.
But Merv, I didn't say I would tell you where you'd bought 'em, I said I'd tell you where you got 'em, and right now you got 'em on your feet.