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Release date 2008

Duration 111 min

Producer(s) Judd Apatow, Evan Goldberg, Shauna Robertson...more

Director(s) David Gordon Green...more David Gordon Green...less

Writer(s) Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Judd Apatow...more

Cast Seth Rogen, James Franco, Danny McBride...more

Genre Action, Comedy, Crime,

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Red:
I am not gonna wake up murdered tomorrow!

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Saul:
[Red spits in Saul's eye] HERPES!
Red:
[smacks Saul with dustbuster and beats him on the ground] You brought the devil into my house!
Saul:
[confused as to why Red is hitting him] We're friends!
Red:
I know we are, that's what SUCKS!
Saul:
Are you on that meth shit again? [screams to Dale]
Saul:
Dale, he's hurting me!

Saul:
[giving 3 schoolboys some pineapple express] But don't call it that. Call it... Banana Boat.

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Robert:
Get the FUCK out of my car, I can't believe you'd even think that would be an option.
Saul:
We gotta get away from the bad guys!
Dale Denton:
No, no, he's right. Come on, let's go. [Dale and Saul start to get out of the car]
Saul:
The hell?

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Red:
[underneath a door] TIME OUT! Time out!
Saul:
[stops jumping on the phone] Okay, truce.
Red:
Time in! Fuck you!
Saul:
CHEATER!
Red:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

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Saul:
Yeah I know where he lives, what are you insinuating, that I'm forgetful?
Dale Denton:
[surprised and slightly impressed] Insinuating...
Saul:
Yeah you know what that means? It means like...
Dale Denton:
I do what that means actually.
Saul:
...to seem like.

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Dale Denton:
No, what are you do - Don't get a gun! Why would he bear arms?

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Red:
Where you think you're goin', Mr. Wiggles? Get back here! Feisty!
Dale Denton:
Saul, help! He's punching my bum! He's punching my bum! I'm done with this!
Red:
No, you're not. No, you're not!
Dale Denton:
Let's try words! Use WORDS!

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[Matheson kills Budlofsky for refusing to refusing to shoot Saul when he had the chance]
Matheson:
I knew you were going soft. Dinner's gonna be cold tonight, asshole!
Saul:
Fucked up, man.
Matheson:
[Points his gun at Saul] Well looky here, Mr. Forges. Wussup, Saul?
Saul:
Look, I didn't want to hit you, man...
Matheson:
SHUT THE FUCK UP! You think you was gonna get me, motherfucker? Huh? You need to set your little sexy ass down and watch yourself get killed now!
Saul:
Alright! You know what, if this is how it's gonna be, alright. Silence! [Red drives his car into the barn, killing Matheson]

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Dale Denton:
Saul, help me! Help me! He's punching my bum!

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Matheson:
[pulling Saul's leg] Tear this ass up!

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Robert:
[after shooting at Dale and Saul in the Kitchen] You assholes do exactly as I say or I will take you outside and FUCK you in the street!

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