Overnight Delivery

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Release date 1998

Duration 87 min

Producer(s) Roger Birnbaum, Dan Etheridge, Bradley Jenkel...more

Director(s) Jason Bloom...more Jason Bloom...less

Writer(s) Marc Sedaka, Steve Bloom...more Marc Sedaka, Steve Bloom...less

Cast Paul Rudd, Christine Taylor, Reese Witherspoon...more

Genre Romance,

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Wyatt:
[Global Express truck pull up] How about that?
Ivy:
Its no Jesus walking on water, I give it a six.
Wyatt:
That's a nine!
Ivy:
[their delivery man gets out] Okay, 8.5

Wyatt Trips:
Lay wheels! I'm being chased by Killer Bees!
Ivy Miller:
Trips, it's way too cold for killer bees. They need warm climates to survive.

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Wyatt:
You are an incubus. A hell-spawned incubus.
Ivy:
Only a male can be an incubus, if anything, I'm a sucubus.
Wyatt:
Yeah, you got the "suck" part right.

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Wyatt:
Dear God, I promise i'll never send anything overnight delivery again.

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Kimberly:
Cellulite packed cactuses I call thighs? I AM NOT FAT!... WYATT!

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Ivy:
Why don't you draw some more attention to the stolen vehicle by dancing on it?

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[in Ivy's nightmare]
Kimberly:
Give me a T, give me an R, give me an I-P-S. What does it spell? Trips! Ivy, if you touch him I will tear you to bits!

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Ivy:
I'm sorry, were you sleeping?
Wyatt:
Did my closed eyes and peaceful demeanor tip you off?

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Snake:
It's a fact, College girls have three times more sexual partners than a regular girl.

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Wyatt:
I'll have some celery... some toast... and some water... just some water.

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Ivy:
Slut? Oh, oh, no. If I wanna bag a professor from one of my classes, I will, but nobody, and I mean nobody, calls me a slut, so the next time you feel like casting aspersions on my character, try remembering that this quote unquote slut is driving your judgmental ass all the way to Des Moines. So a little decency would be in order. Got it? Good.

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Ivy:
C'mon, Baker. Men live in hope and die in despair.

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