Osmosis Jones

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Release date 2001

Duration 95 min

Producer(s) Dennis Edwards, Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly...more

Director(s) Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly...more Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly...less

Writer(s) Marc Hyman...more Marc Hyman...less

Cast Chris Rock, Laurence Fishburne, David Hyde Pierce...more

Genre Animation, Action, Comedy, Crime, Drama, Romance,

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Frank:
[farts]
Shane:
Dad!
Frank:
Was that you?
Shane:
Uh-uh.
Frank:
Oh, well. Out with the old, in with the new, huh?

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Frank:
[after almost dying, but returning to life; to Shane] Your momma says "hi".

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[Osmosis is at the theater watching one of Frank's dreams when the screen appears to burn up]
Osmosis:
Thrax is alive! Thrax is alive and he's in the brain!
Cell:
Oh, sure, pal! Spoil the ending.

Leah:
Mayor, something freaky is going on with the weather.
Mayor Phlegming:
We're probably just drinking some hot coffee.
Leah:
Sir, look at the maps. What if Jones is right?
Mayor Phlegming:
Jones? Ha ha ha! Funny, funny.
Leah:
You care more about your re-election than you care about all our lives. Something is going on, and I'm going to the hypothalamus to check it out.
Mayor Phlegming:
Hypowhothewhatisit? Leah, wait! Who's gonna answer the phones?

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Mayor Phlegming:
You keep those ideas inside that mushy little head of yours, or you'll find yourself in our next nosebleed.

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Osmosis:
Man, what you been eatin'?
Drix:
That's my effervescent propulsion.
Osmosis:
A'ight. But we're drivin' with the windows open. I don't want none of those fruitybubbles stinking up my ride. You got that?

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Osmosis:
You up spit creek without a paddle. Don't make me mad, 'cause I will turn into a germicidal maniac.

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Police Chief:
Hey, Ozzy, can I count on you to keep Frank in shape? You know we've got that big insurance exam next month.
Osmosis:
I don't know. You'll have to talk to my new parter... if he feels like hanging around for a while.
Drix:
But my work visa has expired.
Osmosis:
Well, we'll go down to the hemorrhoid and get you a good lawyer.

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Reporter:
What do you have to say to all the hair follicles recently laid off form the scalp?
Mayor Phlegming:
There will be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back.

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Osmosis:
Yo! You see this badge? You see this gun? You see this gooey, white saccus membranous 'round my personhood?... Well, you dealin' with a white blood cell here! I should be out in the veins, fighting disease, not in the mouth on tartar control.

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Ms. Boyd:
What a zit!... I mean, what is it?

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Osmosis:
Yo, where do you think you're going?
Drix:
To get our cootie.
Osmosis:
Looking like that? They'll tear you apart. You gotta get spiffy.
Drix:
Spiffy? [Osmosis rearranges himself to look like a germ]
Osmosis:
Check it out!
Drix:
Hmm. Flexible cellular dynamics. What an ingenious defense mechanism. Ooh, let me try! [Drix tries, only succedes in mangling his face]
Drix:
What do you think?
Osmosis:
I think you should guard the car.

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