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Release date 1991

Duration 109 min

Producer(s) Leslie Belzberg, Alex Ponti, Joseph S. Vecchio...more

Director(s) John Landis...more John Landis...less

Writer(s) Claude Magnier, Michael Barrie, Jim Mulholland...more

Cast Sylvester Stallone, Ornella Muti, Don Ameche...more

Genre Comedy,

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Nora:
I won't miss working in this house. From now on, I'll have servants of me own.
Snaps:
You'll find out what a picnic that is! [Nora grabs the wrong valise and exits]
Dr. Thornton Poole:
Shocking insolence! I would have terminated her immediately.
Snaps:
I can't do that anymore. Best I could do is fire her.

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Oscar:
I'm Oscar!

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Snaps:
Now this guy's willing to marry you - so be nice.
Lisa Provolone:
[whining] But I want Oscar.
Snaps:
I want him more than you do. But he's on the lam and Anthony's taking the rap for him.
Lisa Provolone:
Thank you very much. Whatever happened to love? Whatever happened to romance?
Snaps:
Whatever happened to waiting till the wedding night?

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Snaps:
It's this music you kids listen to today! Bing Crosby, Cab Calloway... Don't think I haven't heard the lyrics to 'Minnie the Moocher.'

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Lisa Provolone:
You kept me a prisoner up here - like Rapunzel.
Snaps:
Well, you certainly ain't Snow White!
Sophia:
Look at the example you've set! Filling the house with thugs, goons and hit men!
Snaps:
All right... sometimes I had to bring my work home with me...

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Snaps:
I'm used to dealing with mobsters and bootleggers and gunsles but you bankers, scary.

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Dr. Thornton Poole:
Aldo is a treasure trove of linguistic anomolies.

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Snaps:
Whadda day! Both my girls are getting married!
Sophia:
[looks at Snaps suspiciously] What do you mean, both?
Snaps:
[embraces her, indicates Theresa] Sophia, my wife, meet Theresa, my daughter.
Sophia:
If she's your daughter, who's her mother?
Roxanne:
I am.
Sophia:
[shouts] You had a child with the new maid?

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Father Clemente:
Oh, by the way? Congratulations on your daughter marrying Bruce Underwood.
Sophia:
Oh, I'm afraid there's been a change, Father. She's now marrying a nice Italian boy. Anthony Rosano.
Father Clemente:
It's all for the better. Nothing like a big Italian wedding! Anthony Rosano!
Snaps:
Well, forget Anthony, she's not marrying him any more.
Sophia:
What?
Father Clemente:
Well, that's a shame. But she's young. Someday she'll find the right one.
Snaps:
She's found the right one.
Sophia:
Who?
Snaps:
Doctor Poole!
Sophia:
Doctor Poole?
Dr. Thornton Poole:
[leans over railing] Hello!

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Aldo:
Lemme me show you tha door; [shouts]
Aldo:
There's tha door!

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Snaps:
[Theresa is looking for Anthony and is asking Snaps where she might be able to find him] I may have an idea where he is.
Theresa:
Where.
Snaps:
Closer than I thought. Now I want you to stay here and don't come out. You owe me this sister.
Connie:
I thought she was your daughter.
Snaps:
Shut up!

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Lisa Provolone:
I'm not a little girl anymore! Look! [opens robe to reveal nightie]
Snaps:
Put that away, I'M YOUR FATHER!

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