Orgazmo

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Release date 1997

Duration 94 min

Producer(s) Mark Damon, Fran Rubel Kuzui, Kaz Kuzui...more

Director(s) Trey Parker...more Trey Parker...less

Writer(s) Trey Parker, Matt Stone...more Trey Parker, Matt Stone...less

Cast Trey Parker, Dian Bachar, Robyn Lynne Raab...more

Genre Comedy,

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Orgazmo Quotes

[Joe rescues Lisa, who is bound and gagged]
Joe Young:
Lisa, are you OK? Did he hurt you?
Lisa:
Mmmph! Mmmph!
Joe Young:
Oh, I'm sorry. Here. [Joe rips off the adhesive tape off Lisa's mouth]
Lisa:
OWWWW!
Joe Young:
Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry! What were you trying to say?
Lisa:
Don't pull the tape off my mouth.

Dave the Lighting Guy:
[as Joe is about to film his first scene] Lights are on and stable captain. WOO-HOO, let's see some fuckin' action!

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[a nude mariachi band is playing at Maxxx Orbison's party]
Dave the Lighting Guy:
These guys kind of sound like Depeche Mode!

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[DVDA singing "Now You're a Man, Man"]
DVDA:
What makes a man, is it the woman in his hands / Just 'cause she's got big titties / Is it the way he fights every day / Naw, it's probably the titties / Now you're a man, (hey) a man, a man, a man / Now you're a man, man, (hey) a man, a man, a man, /Now you're a man, man, (hey) an M-A-N man, man, man, man / Now you're a man

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Joe Young:
You see, when the Mormons first arrived, they didn't have any money...
DVDA Porn Actress:
They should've done DVDA.
Joe Young:
DVDA?
DVDA Porn Actress:
Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...
Dave the Lighting Guy:
HEY, LADY! We're ready for the DVDA shot!
DVDA Porn Actress:
[smiles] Nice talkin' with ya, kid.

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[G-Fresh's sushi bar has just been wrecked by thugs]
Joe Young:
We should call the police!
Girl at Sushi Bar:
The police? Where are you from, Arizona?
Joe Young:
No, Utah.
Girl at Sushi Bar:
Oh. Sorry.

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Ben Chapelski:
Whoa! DVDA shot! So, you up for some sushi?

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White Stunt Cock:
[to the filmmakers] Hey, how ya doin'?
White Stunt Cock:
[to Joe Young] Hey, how ya doin'?
White Stunt Cock:
[to Candi, Saffi, and Ben] Hey, how ya doin'? [Graphic sex begins offscreen]

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Sancho:
Hey, it's Orgazmo!
Joe Young:
I'm not Orgazmo.
Sancho:
I am Sancho.

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Maxxx Orbison:
Okay, we're sucking, we're sucking...
Dave the Lighting Guy:
Yeah! SUCK THAT COCK!

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Ben Chapelski:
I tell ya, Joe, there's nothing sadder than a sad Japanese man.

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T-Rex:
Hi fellas, I'm ready to fuck.
Orgazmo:
Huh?
T-Rex:
You want me on top?
Orgazmo:
Uh... NO! I'll be on top!
T-Rex:
You're gonna make me cum, or I'm gonna kick your butt!
Maxxx Orbison:
Aaaand... action! [T-Rex throws Orgazmo down and starts dry humping him]
T-Rex:
Oh! Come on nah! Come on nah! You make me so hot nah! You make me so hot!

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