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Release date 1994

Duration 87 min

Producer(s) Rob Reiner, Andrew Scheinman, Jeffrey Stott...more

Director(s) Rob Reiner...more Rob Reiner...less

Writer(s) Alan Zweibel, Alan Zweibel, Andrew Scheinman...more

Cast Elijah Wood, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus...more

Genre Comedy, Drama,

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[North's parents lay unconscious]
Attorney:
Your honor, the defense rests.

North:
Adam, what are you doing here?
Adam:
Listen very carefully. I'm not here. You never saw me. We're not even having this conversation right now. Got that?
North:
Got what?
Adam:
Perfect.

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North:
Winchell, you put out a three-page leaflet with a circulation of 90.
Winchell:
Might even land me a Pulitzer.

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Joey Fingers:
A bird in the hand is always greener than the grass under the other guy's bushes. It's a metaphor used by gardeners and landscaping people in general.

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North's Dad:
If you wanna know how to build a rocket to fly a man into outer space, don't come to me. If you need somebody to perform a delicate brain operation, I'm not your man. However if you have any questions what so ever on the quality of a good pair of pants, look no further!

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Amish Father:
Greetings, North, I am thy new father and this good woman who art my wife, is thy new mother. And these are thy new brothers who art named Ezikeo, and these are thy new brothers who art named Art.

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Governor Ho:
There is only one barren spot on our whole island. Unfortunately, it's Mrs. Ho.

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North:
How does that get me into a good college?
Governor Ho:
Well since we don't use the letters B, C, D and F, you're pretty much guaranteed to get straight A's.

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Pa Tex:
Remember before when I told you that everything I own is the biggest and the best? Well you're already the best. Now there's nothing left but to make you the biggest.
Ma Tex:
And don't fret about not being able to clean up your plate. Why soon your stomach will stretch and stretch and your capacity for food will grow and grow.
North:
You say that like that's a good thing to have happen to your stomach.
Pa Tex:
It is.
North:
Why?
Ma Tex:
Then you'll be like Buck.
North:
Who?
Pa Tex:
Our first son. The biggest boy this big state's ever seen. Why he could eat more in one day than anyone else could eat in a whole month.
Ma Tex:
That's why Buck hated February.

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North:
What are you doing here?
Gabby:
Well I finished all my chores, I thought I'd get a little shootin' in.
North:
No I mean, have you ever been an Easter Bunny?
Gabby:
Easter Bunny?
Pa Tex:
Careful, Son, Gabby's killed men for less than that.
North:
Oh, sorry.
Gabby:
No harm done.

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North:
Do I need a lawyer?
Winchell:
North, this is America. Everybody needs a lawyer.

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North's Father:
I saw some blood in my stool this morning.

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