Norbit

Norbit

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Norbit Vital Stats

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Release date 2007

Duration 102 min

Producer(s) John Davis, David B. Householter, Eddie Murphy...more

Director(s) Brian Robbins...more Brian Robbins...less

Writer(s) Eddie Murphy, Charles Q. Murphy, Jay Scherick...more

Cast Eddie Murphy, Thandie Newton, Terry Crews...more

Genre Comedy,

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Norbit Quotes

Mr. Wong:
When Norbit was little boy he say "One day i'll have the girl of my dream" and then you and marry a gorilla! [Latimore brothers get up]
Mr. Wong:
I joke, I joke, why you not know joke when you hear joke, what you want to make fight at wedding. [to himself]
Mr. Wong:
better cool off before i have to bust somebody ass in here

Tags: Day Quotes Body Quotes Brothers Quotes

Rasputia:
little miss skinny bitch gon be there?
Norbit:
Oh you mean miss ling ling?
Rasputia:
Now you know damn well i aint talkin bout no mis lang lang im talkin about mis thang thang from that picnic
Norbit:
Miss thing thing from the picnic? i dont really remember her name. Oh wait i think i remember now! It was a ferign name. Something Russian?
Rasputia:
Kate bitch!
Norbit:
Oh yes Kate. Well you know i dont know if Kates going to be there.
Rasputia:
Well im goin.
Norbit:
No! I mean you dont like water parks Rasputia
Rasputia:
Who dont like water parks i love, except you dont gotta get off the ride to go to the bathroom, how you doin!
Norbit:
Great

Tags: Water Quotes

Rasputia:
Go over and get another wine cooler. It's hot as hell out here. Don't you see I'm sweltering?
Norbit:
Rasputia, you can't drink wine.
Rasputia:
Why the hell not?
Norbit:
You're with child.
Rasputia:
With child? I ain't with no... Oh. Oh, that was... I had gas. I still got it.
Rasputia:
[farts] There's your child. Now go get me something to drink.
Rasputia:
[farts again] Twins!

Tags: Hell Quotes Wine Quotes

Pope Sweet Jesus:
Poor Norbit. Man. Back when I was in the game, used to tell my hos, "Hos, ain't no man gonna pay for the cow if he can get the milk for free." You ain't gonna worry about this brother buying the milk, 'cause he just bought the whole damn cow.
Lord Have Mercy:
That's a special cow, too. That must be where butter milk come from.

Tags: Man Quotes Poor Quotes Worry Quotes

Pope Sweet Jesus:
...Now speakin of ribs, and pleasure...
Lord Have Mercy:
Uh, yes, for a limited time only, we are proud to present to you our barbequed, baby back, horseradish, mustard, and peanut butter encrusted ribs with a slight Jagermeister infusion, sprinkled with chammomile leaves, with a horseradish and dandelion salad, on a bed of rice. Buy one Pimp Platter, get the whole bones free.
Deion Hughes:
Ah, ah, ah, ah. No, no, no, no, no! That's enough talking. It's time to get back to the wedding.
Pope Sweet Jesus:
It ain't never enough talkin' when you're talkin' about love, brother.

Tags: Bed Quotes Present Quotes Time Quotes

[after Norbit ruins the wedding and their future of opening a strip joint, the Latimore Brothers come at him, staring in anger]
Big Jack:
You messed up, boy.
Earl Latimore:
[whispers] That's right.
Big Jack:
[grabs Norbit, raising his fist] Now you gonna pay... BIG TIME!
Abe the Tailor:
[furious and growling] Latimore! Keep your "fakakta" hands off him!
Big Jack:
Go back to your shop, Abe! Before I kill you too!

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Rasputia:
[singing along with the radio] Don't you wish your girlfriend was as hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me?

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Attendant:
Excuse me.
Rasputia:
What?
Attendant:
Are you wearing bottoms?
Rasputia:
[Gasps and looks appalled] Of course I'm wearing bottoms! [lifts up her roll of belly fat covering her bathing suit bottom]
Attendant:
[Looks questionably at her] All right.

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[Norbit rides his bike towards the church when he's approached by Big Jack, Earl, and Rasputia]
Rasputia:
Where the hell you goin', Norbit?
Norbit:
[screams] None of your G.D. beeswax, Rasputia!
Rasputia:
Look at you, you old stupid fool. You can't even ride a bike!
Norbit:
Oh, yes I can, because Kate TAUGHT ME! [Rasputia screams and grabs Norbit's neck]

Tags: Church Quotes Hell Quotes

Big Jack:
Going somewhere, Norbit?
Norbit:
[exclaim and stutters] No, I was... No. [Big Jack shoves Norbit back inside]
Rasputia:
What did I tell you about leaving this house?
Norbit:
I was - I was just going to get some fresh air.
Big Jack:
[gets physical with Norbit] Boy, you ain't goin' nowhere till after that wedding's done. We got too much riding on that!
Norbit:
[stammering] What do you have riding on the wedding?
Earl Latimore:
Soon as your little friend says "I do", Deion and us are gonna turn the orphanage into a titty bar.
Norbit:
[gasps] But what about the little orphans?
Big Jack:
Hell, they can come too, if they pay the cover.
Norbit:
[pauses in shock, then prays] John the Baptist, stop their evil plan.

Tags: Age Quotes Heir Quotes Evil Quotes Us Quotes

Rasputia:
Hell to the no!

Tags: Hell Quotes

Preacher:
[resumes the ceremony] Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
Norbit:
I object! [congregation gasps and murmurs]
Preacher:
[frustrated] Oh, for Christ sake!
Mr. Wong:
[pleased] Norbit.
Pope Sweet Jesus, Lord Have Mercy:
[cheers] Norbit!
Kate Thomas:
[surprised] Norbit!
Choir:
[singing] Norbit-t-t-t!
Norbit:
This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it.
Kate Thomas:
Norbit, what are you doing?
Norbit:
I'm bein' a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you.
Rasputia:
[Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church] What the hell did you just say?
Norbit:
You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right. I love you, Kate. And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your BITCH!

Tags: Love Quotes Hell Quotes Man Quotes Life Quotes Love Quotes

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