Night at the Museum

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Release date 2006

Duration 108 min

Producer(s) Michael Barnathan, Steven Brown, Chris Columbus...more

Director(s) Shawn Levy...more Shawn Levy...less

Writer(s) Robert Ben Garant, Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant...more

Cast Ben Stiller, Carla Gugino, Dick Van Dyke...more

Genre Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family,

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Gus:
Instructions; you start with 1... 2... 3...
Larry:
4?
Gus:
Are you cracking wise? I oughta punch you in the nose Hopscotch

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Reginald:
[while trying to escape, Reginald is found by Christopher Columbus and the Neanderthals]
Reginald:
Alright, boys. We can do this the easy way,
Reginald:
[holds his cane in a threatening manner]
Reginald:
or the hard way.
Christopher Columbus:
[Columbus brandishes his sword and the Neanderthals raise their giant bones]
Reginald:
[scared] So, it's gonna be the hard way?
Christopher Columbus:
[In Italian] E' tutto finito.

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Mr. McPhee:
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice.

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Cecil:
Don't let anything in or out.

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Jedediah:
Wait, no. I ain't working with Toga Boy.
Octavius:
Romans work alone. [Jedediah hits him on his foot with his rifle]
Octavius:
OW!
Jedediah:
Don't be a baby, that didn't hurt.
Octavius:
[while hopping on one foot] Yes it did!
Jedediah:
No it didn't! Come on!
Octavius:
[hits Jedediah's behind with his sword]
Jedediah:
Ow! That was MUCH harder!

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Rebecca:
And up ahead is one of my favorite creatures in the whole museum: the capuchin monkey, a highly intelligent primate, known for its loving and generous nature.
Larry:
Huh!
Rebecca:
Excuse me?

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Teddy Roosevelt:
Larry, relax! I'm wax!

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Teddy Roosevelt:
Don't look now, but there's a 20 foot jackal staring at you. [yells]
Teddy Roosevelt:
Don't make eye contact!

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Larry:
A little birdie told me you guys like magic. You know, magic... sorcery... illusions.
Attila the Hun:
Ah, sor-sor.

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Teddy Roosevelt:
Stop babbling, boy!

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Rebecca:
[to Sacagawea] You rock! I am a big fan.

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Larry:
I'm trusting you guys, and if you don't do what I say you'll end up like your buddies in the Mayan world over there, locked up. Do they look happy? [Shows a display with bars across it]
Jedediah:
[Shakes head] No. They look sad.

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