Date created: April 2010
Release date 2006
Duration 108 min
Producer(s) Michael Barnathan, Steven Brown, Chris Columbus...more
Director(s) Shawn Levy...more
Writer(s) Robert Ben Garant, Thomas Lennon, Robert Ben Garant...more
Cast Ben Stiller, Carla Gugino, Dick Van Dyke...more
[while trying to escape, Reginald is found by Christopher Columbus and the Neanderthals]
Alright, boys. We can do this the easy way,
[holds his cane in a threatening manner]
or the hard way.
[Columbus brandishes his sword and the Neanderthals raise their giant bones]
[scared] So, it's gonna be the hard way?
[In Italian] E' tutto finito.
Wait, no. I ain't working with Toga Boy.
Romans work alone. [Jedediah hits him on his foot with his rifle]
Don't be a baby, that didn't hurt.
[while hopping on one foot] Yes it did!
No it didn't! Come on!
[hits Jedediah's behind with his sword]
Ow! That was MUCH harder!
I'm trusting you guys, and if you don't do what I say you'll end up like your buddies in the Mayan world over there, locked up. Do they look happy? [Shows a display with bars across it]
[Shakes head] No. They look sad.