Mystery Men

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Release date 1999

Duration 121 min

Producer(s) Robert Engelman, Steven Gilder, Lawrence Gordon...more

Director(s) Kinka Usher...more Kinka Usher...less

Writer(s) Bob Burden, Neil Cuthbert...more Bob Burden, Neil Cuthbert...less

Cast Hank Azaria, Janeane Garofalo, William H. Macy...more

Genre Action, Comedy,

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The Bowler:
Who would want to rent a chicken?

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PMS Avenger:
[at the tryouts] PMS Avenger. I only work 4 days a month. Anybody have a problem with that?
The Blue Raja, Mr. Furious, The Shoveller, Invisible Boy, The Spleen:
[nervously] No, no problem at all. That's good for us. Thank you.

Mr. Furious:
[after Casanova Frankenstein blows up a building] Ohh! Mama pajama!

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The Blue Raja:
All I'm saying is, when we split the cheque three ways the steak-eater picks the pocket of the salad-man.

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Capt. Amazing:
Oh looky here, a multi frequency radio detonator. You should be more careful when discarding incriminating evidence.
Casanova Frankenstein:
Oh, no, no, no this is quite an amusing little gizmo. It's really quite cool.
Capt. Amazing:
Yeah? W-What is it? [Puff Of Smoke Goes Off In Captain Amazing's Face]
Capt. Amazing:
[sniffs] Yuck.
Casanova Frankenstein:
It's a cholorform-deploying portable enticement snare. [Captain Amazing Nods In Confusion and both foes stare at each other in silence momentarily]
Capt. Amazing:
[sniffs] Ah, Dang! [passes out]

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Waffler:
I Also have this theme song. Waffle Man! Gold and crispy! Bad Guys Are History!

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Capt. Amazing:
Then get Death Man!
Vic Weems:
Death Man is dead.

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Sally:
You're LATE!
Mr. Furious:
'Morning, Sally. I'm sorry I was late; I was up all night defending the city from evil, but I'm sure you don't care about that.
Sally:
Work starts at NINE! It's *nine-twenty five*!

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Mr. Furious:
Everyone heard me say reset button.

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The Bowler:
[about to toss her father's skull into the doomsday device] Dad, this is the way it has to be. The upshot is you won't be killed because you're already dead.

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[the Mystery Men have accidentally killed Capt. Amazing]
The Blue Raja:
Oh my god. Oh my god, we killed him. [the Shoveller is standing on the other side of the room]
The Shoveller:
What do you mean *we*? I was standing right here.

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The Blue Raja:
I'm noy StabMan, I'm not KnifeyBoy, I'm the Blue Raja.
Mr. Furious:
[referring to the Blue Raja's costume] Yeah, that's another thing... why are you the Blue Raja? I mean, you've got green, you've got a little flowery thing going on, but it's like everything but blue.

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