My Super Ex-Girlfriend

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Release date 2006

Duration 95 min

Producer(s) Bill Carraro, Arnon Milchan, Gavin Polone...more

Director(s) Ivan Reitman...more Ivan Reitman...less

Writer(s) Don Payne...more Don Payne...less

Cast Uma Thurman, Luke Wilson, Anna Faris...more

Genre Comedy, Crime, Drama, Romance, Sci-Fi,

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Professor Bedlam:
[Repeated line] Stop calling me, Barry.

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Matt Saunders:
You're that Bedlam guy.
Professor Bedlam:
Professor Bedlam.
Matt Saunders:
The super villain.
Professor Bedlam:
Please, I am not super. I am not a villain. I'm just a regular man like yourself with 10,000 more money, intelligence and taste.

Matt Saunders:
Hannah!
Vaughn Haige:
Oh, man, I think she's dead. Time to start the grieving process.

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Hannah Lewis:
[referring to Jenny] She sounds like a nutcase.
Matt Saunders:
So you're saying she's perfect for me.

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[the purse-snatcher runs away, having dropped Jenny's handbag]
Matt Saunders:
That's right, you better run, asshole! Keep running, my man. You don't want any of this! Keep running! Yeah! [purse snatcher comes back around the corner with a lead pipe in his hands]
Scary Dude:
What'd you call me?
Matt Saunders:
Holy shit!

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[over the phone, as Vaughn watches G-Girl put out a fire by spinning up a whirlwind]
Vaughn Haige:
It's G-Girl! She's doing her thing!
Matt Saunders:
Are you serious? You lucky S.O.B., I've never seen her in person. How does she look?
Vaughn Haige:
She looks...
Matt Saunders:
What?
Vaughn Haige:
...blurry! But still pretty hot!

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Matt Saunders:
I'm not going to help you kill her!
Professor Bedlam:
Kill? I didn't say "kill"! I said "neutralize"! It's a neutral word... like Switzerland!

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Matt Saunders:
If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Vaughn Haige:
The ability to gratify myself orally.
Matt Saunders:
Interesting. But wouldn't that be a little...
Matt Saunders, Vaughn Haige:
Gay.
Vaughn Haige:
No.
Matt Saunders:
Yeah.
Vaughn Haige:
Not at all. Think about it.
Matt Saunders:
Really? It seems that way.

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Carla Dunkirk:
You are headed for some serious trouble.
Matt Saunders:
I hear you, Homegirl. I got it.

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Jenny Johnson:
[after breaking the bed while having sex] I'm sorry. I'll get you a new one.
Matt Saunders:
A bed or a penis?
Jenny Johnson:
Both.

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[in a dream sequence, Matt tells Vaughan G-Girl's secret identity]
Jenny Johnson:
[brandishing a chainsaw] I WARNED YOU, MATT SAUNDERS!

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Jenny Johnson:
[seductively, walking toward him slowly] Matt Saunders, I'm afraid you've been a very evil boy. I think you need to be brought to justice.
Matt Saunders:
[with a big grin on his face] Oh, yeah, I have been known to break a few rules here and there.
Jenny Johnson:
[still seductive] Total, unequivocal justice.

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