My Fellow Americans

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Release date 1996

Duration 101 min

Producer(s) Tracy Barone, Michael Ewing, Jean Higgins...more

Director(s) Peter Segal...more Peter Segal...less

Writer(s) E. Jack Kaplan, Richard Chapman, E. Jack Kaplan...more

Cast Jack Lemmon, James Garner, Dan Aykroyd...more

Genre Adventure,

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My Fellow Americans Quotes

Matt Douglas:
Nice going Mario
Russell Kramer:
Shut up!

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Matt Douglas:
[Presidents Douglas and Kramer lead a White House tour as fast as possible in order to get to the Oval Office in time] Okay, this is the Green Room...
Russell Kramer:
[No pause] It's green.
Matt Douglas:
[No pause] And its a room.
Russell Kramer:
[No pause] Hence its name.
Matt Douglas:
[No pause] Any questions?
Russell Kramer:
[No pause] None from me.
Matt Douglas:
[No pause, both Presidents start to move on down the hall] Okay, then shall we?

Matt Douglas:
[after talking about Jimmy Carter being a class act with Habitat for Humanity] I could do that. But right now, my attitude is, they didn't vote for me, let 'em freeze. [smiles]

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Matt Douglas:
Nice
Matt Douglas:
going
Matt Douglas:
Mario
Russell Kramer:
Shut
Russell Kramer:
up

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Bruce:
[Jim is a Caucasian Secret Serivce agent] Sir, message from the President.
Russell Kramer:
Oh, thanks Jim.
Bruce:
Jim's off today, Sir. I'm Bruce.
Russell Kramer:
Oh, sorrry. You and Jim look very much alike.
Bruce:
Jim's Black, Sir.

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Russell Kramer:
Oh, geez... he's squeezin' my breast again.
Matt Douglas:
Well, this time, pretend not to enjoy it.

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Greg:
Sir, uh, before we go in, Chet and I would really like to know how you got out of that bathroom stall without us seeing.
Matt Douglas:
Why don't you guys just relax? Take a night off. Go rent "In The Line of Fire" again.

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Russell Kramer:
[about his "Constellation" watch] Oh, this really steams my clams. There are only two watches like that in the entire world. Reagan has one, and now Shamu, the killer hick, has the other.

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Russell Kramer:
When you were in the White House, who was the person you were most excited to meet?
Matt Douglas:
Nelson Mandela.
Russell Kramer:
I'm not a reporter.
Matt Douglas:
Ella Fitzgerald.
Russell Kramer:
Ah.
Matt Douglas:
Mandela was a great man, but he couldn't sing worth a shit.

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Russell Kramer:
Kaye. What a... lovely surprise. And how is my favorite television newsperson?
Kaye Griffin:
Oh, I'm your favorite? I thought Diane Sawyer was your favorite.
Russell Kramer:
She is. How is she?

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Matt Douglas:
You're a whore. Admit it. Admit you're a big whore. Go ahead.
Russell Kramer:
Name three women from the District of Columbia that you didn't bang when you were in office - what am I talking about? Name one.
Matt Douglas:
Screw you.
Russell Kramer:
Blow me. [Rifles fire]

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Russell Kramer:
Did you ever have one of her pizzas?
Matt Douglas:
Oh.
Russell Kramer:
It was like a wet dream with a crust.
Matt Douglas:
A wet dream?
Russell Kramer:
Huh?
Matt Douglas:
I don't think I need to hear Russell P. Kramer saying the words "wet dream." I'll wake up screaming every night 'til I die.

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