My Big Fat Greek Wedding

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Release date 2002

Duration 95 min

Producer(s) Paul Brooks, David Coatsworth, Gary Goetzman...more

Director(s) Joel Zwick...more Joel Zwick...less

Writer(s) Nia Vardalos...more Nia Vardalos...less

Cast Nia Vardalos, Michael Constantine, Christina Eleusiniotis...more

Genre Comedy,

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Toula Portokalos:
Nice Greek girls are supposed to do three things in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone... until the day we die.

Maria Portokalos:
I gave you life so that you could live it.

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Ian Miller:
I know this great place... Zorba something... anyway, I'd love to take you there if you'd like to go.
Toula Portokalos:
Uh, that place, Dancing Zorba's...
Ian Miller:
Dancing Zorba's!
Toula Portokalos:
My family kinda owns that place.
Ian Miller:
[looking at her closely] I remember you. You're that waitress.
Toula Portokalos:
Seating hostess.
Ian Miller:
I remember you.
Toula Portokalos:
Look, I was going through a phase. I was Frump Girl.
Ian Miller:
I don't remember Frump Girl, but I remember you.

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Toula Portokalos:
[narration] My family is big and loud but they're my family. We fight and we laugh and yes, we roast lamb on a spit in the front yard. And where ever I go, what ever I do they will always be there.

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[repeated line]
Yiayia:
[in Greek] Bloodthirsty Turks!

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Toula Portokalos:
[narrating] My dad believed in two things: That Greeks should educate non Greeks about being Greek and every ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy can be cured with Windex.

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[last lines]
Paris Miller:
Mom, I want to go to Brownies.
Toula Portokalos:
I know. I know. But I promise you this. You can marry anybody you want.
Ian Miller:
[to Toula] Ah, thanks, baby. [to Paris]
Ian Miller:
Greek school. Pame! What's that mean?
Paris Miller:
Let's go.
Ian Miller:
Let's go.
Toula Portokalos:
That's pretty good.
Ian Miller:
Looking good, Gus.
Toula Portokalos:
Hi, dad.
Gus Portokalos:
Where you going?
Toula Portokalos:
Greek school.

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Ian Miller:
What do you do for Christmas with your family?
Toula Portokalos:
Uh, my mom makes roast lamb.
Ian Miller:
Mmm... with mint jelly?
Toula Portokalos:
No. [pause]
Ian Miller:
And...?
Toula Portokalos:
And... [pause]
Toula Portokalos:
I'm Greek, right?
Ian Miller:
Right?
Toula Portokalos:
So, what happens is my dad and uncles, they fight over who gets to eat the lamb brain. And then my aunt Voula forks the eyeball and chases me around with it, try to get me to eat it, 'cause it's gonna make me smart. So, you have two cousins, I have 27 first cousins. Just 27 first cousins alone! And my whole family is big and loud. And everybody is in each other's lives and business. All the time! Like, you never just have a minute alone, just to think, 'Cause we're always together, just eating, eating, eating! The only other people we know are Greeks, 'cause Greeks marry Greeks to breed more Greeks, to be loud breeding Greek eaters.
Ian Miller:
Wow.

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Yianni:
Ian, if you're gonna be in this family, I get you some earplugs because the Portokalos women, if they're not nagging someone... THEY DIE!
Toula Portokalos:
Ah, you're in so much trouble when I tell my sister!
Athena:
Tell me what?

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Gus Portokalos:
It is YOUR LUCKY DAY... to be baptized into the Greek Orthodox Church!

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[Ian reads the wedding invitation]
Ian Miller:
My parents' names are Rodney and Harriet.
Toula Portokalos:
[horrified] Rodney and HARRY!
Nick Portokalos:
We didn't notice, so maybe they won't.

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Nick Portokalos:
I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.

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