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Release date 2007

Duration 96 min

Producer(s) Bruce Berman, Scott Elias, Hal Gaba...more

Director(s) Marc Lawrence...more Marc Lawrence...less

Writer(s) Marc Lawrence...more Marc Lawrence...less

Cast Hugh Grant, Scott Porter, Nick Bacon...more

Genre Comedy, Music,

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Alex Fletcher:
I've a strange situation here.
Chris Riley:
Oh, you've got a strange situation? I'm at Beth's soccer game with my ex-wife who's here with my with my ex-gardener. They came on a riding mower.

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[Sophie has overwatered a plant. Alex takes it away from her]
Alex Fletcher:
Good. Now you can begin to kill the next one.

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Sophie Fisher:
The worst part is, he still has some power over me. I still care what he thinks.
Alex Fletcher:
I'm sorry, but how - how can that possibly be? The guy is a jerk.
Sophie Fisher:
Well, that's easy for you to say, but...
Alex Fletcher:
No, no. He is a jerk! He is a jerk. It's not a question. He is a jerk!
Sophie Fisher:
But...
Alex Fletcher:
No, he is! He's a jerk! He's a jerk!

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Alex Fletcher:
[singing Greg's lyrics] # Give it up, I'm a bad hot witch / I look real good, but I'm a nasty bitch / I'll scream and claw and curdle your blood / But you'll die on your way back into love #

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Cora Corman:
[singing] Entering Bootytown/So shake your booty now/'Cause your booty is the way to his heart.

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Cora Corman:
If it's meant to be, it will be. It's destiny . . . or not.

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Alex Fletcher:
The thing that really hurts is my upper gum. I think I may have impaled myself on a dinner roll. It's a very good thing they didn't have bread sticks. I could have lost an eye.

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Alex Fletcher:
I slept with Sophie.
Chris Riley:
[yelling] You slept with Sophie?
Alex Fletcher:
Now remember your blood pressure. You're a tall man, you need all the pressure you can get!
Chris Riley:
This is horrible Alex, this is very bad! Unless you're happy about this in which case I couldn't be more pleased for you... Should we do pros and cons?

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Sophie Fisher:
Sloan, even though Sally Michaels only lives on paper, I live in the real world. And I can never forgive you for using me as raw material to create a fictional monster. Sally Michaels is my own personal ghost, a shadow hanging over each phone call, a cup of tea. And one cold day when age has robbed your mind of its fertile phrases and your hand of its dexterity all the success won't be able to shield you from the pain you've caused and the shame you deserve.
Sophie Fisher:
Or something like that.

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Sophie Fisher:
[talking about Alex's solo album] I bought it... the last copy.
Alex Fletcher:
Right, well, I insist on paying you back immediately. $9.99 right? Do you have a penny?

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Alex Fletcher:
They're aliens, clearly, I have no children.

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Alex Fletcher:
[singing] It's never been easy for me / To find words to go along with a melody / But this time there's actually something on my mind / So please forgive these few brief awkward lines / Ever since I met you my life is changed / It's more than just my furniture you've rearranged / I was living in the past / But somehow you've brought me back / And I haven't felt this way / Since before Frankie said "Relax" / And though I know / Based on my track record / I might not seem like the safest bet / All I'm asking you / Is don't write me off just yet / For years I've been telling myself the same old stories / That I was happy to live off my so-called former glories / But you've given me a reason / To take another chance / Now I need you / Despite the fact that you've killed all my plants / And though I know / I've already blown more chances / Than anyone should ever get / All I'm asking you / Is don't write me off just yet.

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