Muppet Treasure Island

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Release date 1996

Duration 99 min

Producer(s) Martin G. Baker, Brian Henson, Michael Jablow...more

Director(s) Brian Henson...more Brian Henson...less

Writer(s) Robert Louis Stevenson, Jerry Juhl, Kirk R. Thatcher...more

Cast Tim Curry, Kevin Bishop, Billy Connolly...more

Genre Adventure, Comedy, Family,

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Trelawny doorman:
The squire's in Long Neddry for the grouse season. He will return on the feast of St. Lulu. [Jim, Rizzo and Gonzo, disappointed, start to leave]
Trelawny doorman:
Of course, his rich, off-wit son Young Squire Trelawny's here. [laughs]

Gonzo:
Rizzo! You lost all the bullets!
Rizzo:
Well, you're losing the powder!

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Polly Lobster:
[as they are in a rowboat bound for the island where the treasure is] This is a lucky break, captain letting us go ashore. Us with the map and all; it's like giving the treasure to us on a silver platter.
Long John Silver:
Aye, that it is, Polly. Never trust a silver platter.

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Rizzo:
[after Jim and Long John leave] Well, it looks like the human beings wanna hang out together. Don't wanna hang out with a rat and a... uh... um...
Gonzo:
Whatever.
Rizzo:
Yeah!

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Billy Bones:
I was Flint's first mate that voyage, that's where we buried the treasure, gold and blood, they were Flint's trademarks, he'd leave both behind him that day.

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Blind Pew:
I sink I smell somesing burning.

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Rizzo:
We're standing in a room where the DEAD GUYS ROAM FREE! Aaaaaah!

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Polly Lobster:
What if Clueless is right? What if it is curse-did.
Long John Silver:
I'll show you what I think of your curse, you mewling little lily-livered, toffee-hearted little wuss of a crustacean!

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Jim Hawkins:
Welcome aboard, Captain Smollet.
Mr. Samuel Erroll:
And welcome to your lady pig friend.

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Mrs. Bluberidge:
[to the cow] Oh, drunk again, are ya?
Cow:
[drunkenly] Moo.

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Jim Hawkins:
Here you go, your bread and water for the day.
Mad Monty:
But I ordered shrimp scampi!
Long John Silver:
It's more than y'deserve y'villainous dolts!

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Billy Bones:
[after opening sequence] Now isn't that a story worth a hearin'?
Pig Bar Patron:
It was the first dozen times we heard it.
Sailor Mug:
I'll drink to that.

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